KERPLUNK LYRICS

All Lyrics By Billie Joe Except "Dominated Love Slave" By Tre Cool & "My Generation" By The Who.

1. 2,000 Light Years Way

2. One for the Razorbacks

3. Welcome to Paradise

4. Christie Road

5. Private Ale

6. Dominated Love Slave

7. One of My Lies

8. 80

9. Android

10. No One Knows

11. Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?

12. Words I Might Have Ate

13. Sweet Children

14. Best Thing In Town

15. Strangeland

16. My Generation

 

2,000 Light Years Away

I sit alone in my bedroom

Staring at the walls

I've been up all damn night long

My pulse is speeding

My love is yearning

 

And I hold my breath and close my eyes and...

Dream about her

'Cause she's 2000 light years away

She holds my malakite so tight so...

Never let go

Cause she's 2000 light years away

 

Years away

 

I sit outside and watch the sunrise

Look out as far as I can

I can't see her, but in the distance

I hear some laughter,

We laugh together

 

And I hold my breath and close my eyes and...

Dream about her

Cause she's 2000 light years away

She holds my malakite so tight so...

Never let go

Cause she's 2000 light years away

 

Years away

 

I sit alone in my bedroom

Staring at the walls

I've been up all damn night long

My pulse is speeding

My love is yearning

 

And I hold my breath and close my eyes and...

Dream about her

'Cause she's 2000 light years away

She holds my malakite so tight ohh...

Never let go

Cause she's 2000 light years away

 

YEARS AAWWAAYY!!!!!!!

 

One for the Razorbacks

Juliet's trying to find out what she wants,

but she don't know

Experience has got her down

Well look this direction, I know it's not perfection,

it's just me...

I want to bring you up again now

 

Cause' I'm losing what's left of my dignity

A small price I'll pay to see that you're happy

Forget all the disappointments you have faced

Open up your worried world and let me in

 

Juliet's crying, but now she's realizing love can be

Filled with pain and dis-trust

I know I am crazy,

and a bit lazy

But I will try to bring you up again somehow

 

Cause' I'm losing what's left of my dignity

A small price I'll pay to see that you're happy

Forget all the disappointments you have faced

Open up your worried world and let me in

 

Juliet's crying, but now she's realizing love can be

Filled with pain and dis-trust

I know I am crazy,

and a bit lazy

But I will try to bring you up again somehow

 

Cause' I'm losing what's left of my dignity

A small price I'll pay to see that you're happy

Forget all the disappointments you have faced

Open up your worried world and let me in

 

Welcome to Paradise

Dear mother,

Can you hear me whining?

It's been three whole weeks

Since that I have left your home

This sudden fear has left me trembling

Cause now it seems that I am out here on my own

And I'm feeling so alone

 

Pay attention to the cracked streets

And the broken homes

Some call it slums

Some call it nice

I want to take you through

a wasteland I like to call my home

Welcome To Paradise

 

A gunshot rings out at the station

Another urchin snaps and left dead on his own

It makes me wonder, why I'm still here?

For some strange reason it now

Feeling like my home

And I'm never gonna go

 

Pay attention to the cracked streets

And the broken homes

Some call it slums

Some call it nice

I want to take you through

a wasteland I like to call my home

Welcome To Paradise

 

Dear mother,

Can you hear me laughing?

It's been six whole months

Since that I have left your home

It makes me wonder, why I'm still here?

For some strange reason it's now

Feeling like my home

And I'm never gonna go

 

Pay attention to the cracked streets

And the broken homes

Some call it slums

Some call it nice

I want to take you through

a wasteland I like to call my home

Welcome To Paradise

 

Ohh paradise...

 

Christie Road

Staring out of my window

Watching the cars go rolling by

My friends are gone

I've got nothing to do

 

So I sit here patiently

Watching the clock tick so slowly

Gotta get away

Or my brains will explode

 

Give me something to do to kill some time

Take me to that place that I call home

Take away the strains of being lonely

Take me to the tracks at Christie Road

 

See the hills from afar

Standing on my beat up car

The sun went down and the night fills the sky

 

Now I feel like me once again

As the train comes rolling in

Smoked my boredom gone

Slapped my brains up so high

 

Give me something to do to kill some time

Take me to that place that I call home

Take away the strains of being lonely

Take me to the tracks at Christie Road

 

Mother stay out of my way of that place we go

We'll always seem to find our way to Christie Road

 

Mother stay out of my way of that place we go

We'll always seem to find our way to Christie Road

 

If there's one thing that I need

That makes me feel complete

So I go to Christie Road

It's home...

It's home...

It's home...

It's home...

It's home...

 

Private Ale

I wonder down these streets all by myself

Think of my future now

I just don't know

Well I don't seem to care

I have to notice that

I'm by your home

I wonder if you're sitting all alone

Or is your boyfriend there?

 

Because I feel so right

Let my imagination go

Until you're in my sights

And through my veins temptation flows

Whoa hoa...

I'm here...

 

So I sit down here on the hard con-crete

Think of my future now

I just don't know

Well I don't seem to care

I stop to notice that I'm by your home

I wonder if you're sitting all alone

Or is your boyfriend there?

 

Because I feel so right

Let my imagination go

Until you're in my sights

And through my veins temptation flows

Whoa hoa...

I'm here...

Whoa hoa...

 

(Someone mumbling something)

WWHHHHHAAAA!!!

 

Because I feel so right

Let my imagination go

Until you're in my sights

And through my veins temptation flows

Whoa hoa...

I'm here...

Whoa hoa...

I'm here...

 

(Again someone mumbling something)

 

Dominated Love Slave

I want to be your dominated love slave

I want to be the one who takes the pain

You can spank me when I do not behave

Mack me in the forehead with a chain

 

Cause-I-love feelin' dirty

And-I-love feelin' cheap

And-I-love it when you hurt me

So-drive them staples deep

(Come On)

 

I want you to slap me and call me naughty

Put a beltsander against my skin

I want to feel pain all over my body

Can't wait to be punished for my sins.

 

And-I-love feelin' dirty

And-I-love feelin' cheap

And-I-love it when you hurt me

So-drive them staples deep

(Neat, Alright)

 

(HEEE HAAA, STAPLES)

 

And-I-love feelin' dirty

And-I-love feelin' cheap

And-I-love it when you hurt me

So-drrrriiiveeee.....staples?

 

One of My Lies

When I was younger I thought the world circled around me

But in time I realized I was so wrong

My immortal thoughts turned into just dreams of a dead future

It was a tragic case of my reality yhea...

 

Do you think you're indestructable?

And no one can touch you

Well I think you're disposable

And it's time you knew the truth...

Cause it's just one of my lies

Well, its just one of my lies

And all I want to is get real high

Well, its just one of my lies

 

Why does my life have to be so small?

And death is forever

And does forever have a life to call its own?

Don't give me an answer cause you

Only know as much as I know

Unless you've been there once

Well I hardly think so

 

Do you think you're indestructable?

And no one can touch you

Well I think you're disposeable

And it's time you knew the truth...

Cause it's just one of my lies!

Well, its just one of my lies

And all I want to is get real high

Well, its just one of my lies

 

I used to pray at night

Before I lay myself down

My mother said it was right

Her mother said it too...

Why?

 

80

My mental stability reaches its bitter end

And all my senses are coming unglued

Is there any cure for this disease someone called love?

Not as long as there are girls like you

 

Everything she does questions my mental health

It makes me lose control

I wanna hurt myself

 

If anyone can hear me slap some sense into me

(But you turn your head)

And I end up talking to myself

Anxiety has got me strung out and frustrated

(So I lose my head)

Or I bang it up against the wall

 

Sometimes I wonder if I should be left alone

And lock myself up in a padded room

I'd sit and spew my guts out to the open air

'Cause no one wants to hear a drunken fool

 

Everything she does questions my mental health

It makes me lose control

I just can't trust myself

 

If anyone can hear me slap some sense into me

(But you turn your head)

And I end up talking to myself

Anxiety has got me strung out and frustrated

(So I lose my head)

Or I bang it up against the wall

 

I do not mind if this goes on

Cause now it seems I'm too far gone

I must admit that I - enjoy myself

Eighty please keep taking me away

Away...

 

Everything she does questions my mental health

It makes me lose control

I just can't trust myself

 

If anyone can hear me slap some sense into me

(But you turn your head)

And I end up talking to myself

Anxiety has got me strung out and frustrated

(So I lose my head)

Or I bang it up against the wall

 

Android

Hey old man in woman's shoes

I wonder if he knows I think he's crazy

When he was young did he have dreams

Of wearing woman's shoes and being crazy?

 

It makes me wonder when I grow to be that age

Will I be walking down the street begging for your spare change?

Or will I grow that old?

Will I still be around?

The way I carry on I'll end up

Six feet underground

And waste away...

 

When the old man was in school

Did the golden rule make him go crazy

Or did he hide away from hopes

Be-hind a smile and smoking dope

It's crazy

 

It makes me wonder when I grow to be that age

Will I be walking down the street begging for your spare change?

Or will I grow that old?

Will I still be around?

The way I carry on I'll end up

Six feet underground

And waste away...

 

And It seems so frightening

Time passes by like lightning

Before you know it you're struck down

I always waste my time on

My chemical emotions

It keeps my head spinning around

And waste away...

 

(Somone mumbling something)

 

It seems so frightening

Time passes by like lightning

Before you know it you're struck down

I always waste my time on

My chemical emotions

It keeps my head spinning around

And waste away...

 

No One Knows

Why should my fun have to end?

For me it's only the beginning

I see my friends begin to age

A short countdown to their end

 

Call me irresponsible

Call me habitual

But when you think of me

Do you fill your head with schemes?

Better think again

Cause no one knows

 

I don't want to cause no harm

But sometimes my actions hurt

Is there something that I should find

To make plans for forever

 

Call me irresponsible

Call me habitual

But when you think of me

Do you fill your head with schemes?

Better think again

Cause no one knows

 

Call me irresponsible

Call me habitual

But when you think of me

(Does it seem like all your memories fade?)

Do you fill your head with schemes

(You soak up knowledge to fill the space)

Better think again

(And still my answer remains...)

Cause no one knows

(I don't know)

 

I don't...

 

Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?

A thought burst in my head

and I need to tell you

It's news that I for thought

Was it just a dream that happened long ago?

I think I just forgot

 

Well it hasn't been the first time

And it sure does drive me mad

 

'Cause when I say...

There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy

There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy

He makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting.

Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting

 

I shuffle through my mind

To see if I can find

The words I left behind

Was it just a dream that happened long ago?

Oh well...

Never mind.

 

Well it hasn't been the first time

And it sure does drive me mad

 

'Cause when I say...

There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy

There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy

He makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting.

Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting (Yhea...)

 

When I say...

There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy

There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy

He makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting.

Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting

 

There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy

There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy

He makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting.

Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting (Yhea...)

 

Words I Might Have Ate

Now it seems I can't keep my mind off of you

My brain drifts back to better days we've been through

Like sitting on blacktop of the school grounds

The love I bitched about I finally found

 

But now it's gone and I take the blame

But there's nothing I can do but take the pain

Why?

 

Now I dwell on what you remind me of

A sweet young girl who sacrificed her love

As for me... I am blind without a cause

And now I realized what I have lost

 

It was something real that I could have had

Now I play the fool whose stable soul's gone bad

Why?

 

Tell me what the words I might have said

That's pumping pressure deep inside my head

Was it bad enough to be too late?

Just tell me the words I might have ate

The words I might have ate...

The words I might have ate...

 

But now it's gone and I take the blame

But there's nothing I can do but take the pain

Why?

Why?

Why?

Why?

Ohh why...?

Why?

Why?

 

Sweet Children

Sweet young girl so soft and blonde

Doesn't attack but she's been warned

Intoxications in her veins

Sweet young boy plays with her brain

Believing all his fate filled lies

What are your chance not to oblige?

Ability has now been ripped

Take it away, I'd rather sit

 

Sweet children, sweet children, sweet children

Will never win!!!!!?

 

Who is Johnny playing fun and games,

or else he's ?in the war ahead?

Running from the light of day,

or maybe lie and celebrate

The funny circus from his head

Follow me if you understand

I'll trick her she'll go and do it

Then I'll sing and now we run

 

Sweet children, sweet children, sweet children

Will never win!!!!!?

 

Sweet children, sweet children, sweet children

Will never win!!!!!?

 

Best Thing in Town

Come with me and let's go for a ride

Follow me to the other side

As I sit around and watch you pout

 

Cause I know that you're the

Best thing in town -- Best thing around

Best thing in town -- Best thing around

 

Running wild and always running free

Doing things that I have never seen

Hearing coulors and all I see is sounds

 

Now I know that you're the

Best thing in town -- Best thing around

Best thing in town -- Best thing around

 

I'm seeing faces...

Of mysteries of the earth

I am not one ...

But the aggressions of my birth

Or go to stance...

Of hallucinations I can't find

A missing piece...

Of a puzzle that's in my mind

 

Yhea come with me and let's go for a ride

Follow me to the other side

As I sit around and watch you pout

 

Cause I know that you're the

Best thing in town -- Best thing around

Best thing in town -- Best thing around

 

Running wild and always running free

Doing things that I have never seen

Hearing coulors and all I see is sounds

 

Now I know that you're the

Best thing in town -- Best thing around

Best thing in town -- Best thing around

 

(Billie mumbling:)

Sick and tired of all this wild SHIT!!

 

Strangeland

Looking at the clouds in the sky

floating image in my mind

There's a beauty 'round that place

And now I wonder where this place is from

 

Evidence is everywhere

Now I saw 'em and now I'm scared

Strange beings all around.

Come everyone to this place I've found

 

I'm feeling phyced

walking? wonder why

All my joys are open

No more crimes

 

My eyes are clear and now I'm cured

I only wanna be for sure

And all my life someone 'round advised

"As soon rise, scrub your teeth, arise"

 

See my head and you will find

Mother love from all mankind

From the closet and love this sound

You run away, they say it if you try

 

I'm feeling phyced

walking? wonder why

All my joys are open

No more crimes

 

I'm feeling phyced

walking? wonder why

All my joys are open

No more crimes

 

My Generation

(Billie whispers "I think I can do Who...")

 

Well, people try to put us (down)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

Just because we get around

(Talkin' bout my generation)

The things they do look awful (cold)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

I hope I die before I get old

(Talkin' bout my generation)

(My generation)

 

Why don't you all just fade (away)?

(Talkin' bout my generation)

And don't try to dig what we all (say)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

(I'm not trying to cause a big sen-(sation)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

Yhea I'm just talkin' bout my generation

(Talkin' bout my generation)

(My generation.)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

 

(Guitar solos)

Heineken! Fuck that shit!

 

Why don't you all just fade (away)?

(I'm talkin' bout my generation)

And don't try to dig what we all (say)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

I'm not trying to cause a big sen-(sation)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

Yhea I'm just talkin' bout my generation

(Talkin' bout my generation)

(My generation)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

(My generation)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

(Talkin' bout my generation)

(My generation)