Milhouse's page!!!


It's time for me to turn this thing
and, yea, perhaps even my life, into the hands of...


Milhouse von Coonhound!!!


God help us everyone.


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Hello, I be Milhouse, and I iz beeing a hound. It has bin sed that hounds ain't the brietest crittrs on Erth. I kan sae, with sum deegree of certantie that this iz no more tru than JFK be 1 of Uhmerikaz grate Prezadents. I hav dicid-d-d-d to includ sum of mi lif to eksonrate all hounds ov this pregudus.


I wuz born in Red Rok Valy in the summr ov 1998. I wuz the runt ov mi littr, and az such I wuz the tont ov all mi sibleengz. Az a malnurisht hound, I wuz takn in bie a vry nies lady, whu found (hehehe, found rhiemz with hound! Hound, found, hound, found, hound, found, hound, found, teeheehee) me a gud hom. Thair I studeed the fien art ov chiewing, az tot bie mi mentor, Mo. I now hav an Iee Kuew ov neerlie 9, and hav vry ambishus planz for the fewtur.


Heer iz som pikturz of mi travlz. I bee a truli blesd hound with inteligens and having sien most ov the nown wurld. Enjoie sieing mee az much az I enjoie shoewing them 2 uwe.

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