Here are some silly and not so silly insights.
These are more or less points to ponder.

Why is it that when a family member is expecting a child,
the family seems to forget that there have been differences and seems to pull together?
Why do car ads have that TINY print at the bottom of the screen that you can never
read in the time that they give you to read it?
Why is it that when you come into a little bit of money, friends that
are never around when you need them, suddenly appear?
WHY, after all the years that doctors and lawyers go to school, do they
only "practice" can't they get it right? And, if they finally do start actually
doing their jobs, can doctors STILL get sued for MAL"PRACTICE"?
Why does everything that has ever come out on the market
(like laundry detergent for instance)
have to at some point and time become NEW and IMPROVED?
Are the manufacturers trying to tell us that their product really wasn't
THAT good to begin with?




Can this be categorized as
PATHETIC?



Going to divorce court to "pick up" women or men.
Going to the airport hoping to see a plane crash.
Going to the race track just to see a car crash.
Going to a casino, and gambling, just for the free drinks.
Going to the post office to see if any of your old classmates are wanted by the FBI.
Going to the courthouse to see when your marriage license expires.

Have you ever stopped to read the scrawlings across the windshields
on used car lots? Well I have figured out the hidden meaning behind them.
Below is is a chart defining what it is that they mean.

What they say:

work car



cold air.

good gas mileage.

new engine.

low down.

loaded.		 What they mean:

buy me and you'll
spend all your time working
on me.

no heat.

because you'll be walking.

what you'll need in 100 miles.

most car sales people are.

you'll need to be for all the repairs




More to come,
and feel free to e-mail me if you
want to know what a dealer is trying to tell you.


This can only fall into the
"YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLD "
category


I was in the dentist's office the other day,
(they just practice too)
and this "kid" walks in and starts probing around in my mouth
I'm thinking to myself okay so he's just getting ready to prep
me for the dentist. He then calls to a young lady in the office,
and asks her to bring him some (whatever) dental tools
(like I know what they are called)
I start thinking to myself, "this is all good and well but......." then I
see his plaque on the wall, he graduated in 1998,
needless to say I about fell out of my chair!
And as far as the practicing is concerned, I am SURE
that I was being practiced on!!
I sure hope he NEVER reads this page cause I gotta go back for more "work"




go home, your mommy is calling you!

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