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For those wishing
to be an Official Redneck, fill out this
here form and I'll consider ya fer it.
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APPLICATION FOR REDNECK'S MEMBERSHIP
NAME
NICKNAME
CB HANDLE
ADDRESS (RFD)
DADDY
(If unknown, attach list of three suspects)
NECK SHADE
NUMBER OF TEETH EXPRESSED IN FULL
GRIN
UPPER
LOWER
MAKE OF PICKUP
SIZE OF TIRES
HOUNDS
HOW MANY CARS IN FRONT YARD
HOW MANY ON BLOCKS
HOW MANY KITCHEN APPLIANCES ON FRONT
PORCH
BACK PORCH
WHEN AND WHERE WAS YOU LAST ELVIS
SIGHTING
DO YOU OWN ANY SHOES (not boots)
ARE YOU MARRIED TO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING
(check all that apply)
SISTERCOUSINAUNT
DOES YOUR WIFE WEIGH MORE THAN YOUR
PICKUP
YES
NO
MEDICAL INFORMATION
DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING
GENERAL INFORMATION
FAVORITE WEAPON
HOBBY
CAP EMBLEMS
MEMBERSHIPS
