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| Where is the best place to view a
TAZmanian Devil ? |
From very far away ! |
| Why did TAZ become a detective ? | So he could grill his suspects ! |
| What should you do if attacked by a
TAZmanian Devil ? |
Run & scream, idiot ! |
| What do you get if you cross TAZ
with a parrot ? |
I don't know, but if he wants a cracker
he gets a cracker ! |
| Why did TAZ eat a bucket of termites ? | The bucket of toothpicks gave him indigestion ! |
| Why doesn't TAZ like cheese ? | He keeps getting his lips caught
in the mouse trap ! |
| Why did TAZ put a shoe on his ear ? | He likes to listen to sole music ! |
| What do you get crossing TAZ & a hyena ? | I don't know but if he laughs you laugh ! |
| Why did TAZ stick a mouse trap to his nose ? | He smelled a rat ! |
| Why did TAZ ask sylvester to dinner ? | He wanted spaghetti & hair balls ! |
| Why did TAZ catch centipedes for breakfast ? | He wanted bacon & legs ? |
| Why did TAZ eat light bulbs ? | The doctor told him to lighten his diet ! |
| What do you get when TAZ is put in
a chicken coop ? |
Just feathers & deviled eggs ! |
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| Why did TAZ eat a bunch of caterpillars ? | Because he wanted butterflies in his stomach ! |
| Why did TAZ buy calamine lotion ? | He needed dressing for his poison ivy salad ! |
| What does TAZ like on his toast ? | Toe jam ! |
| Why did TAZ eat a box of bandages ? | He had a sore throat ! |
| Why did TAZ keep swallowing flies ? | He had a frog in his throat ! |
| Why did TAZ wash his face in laundry starch ? | He wanted to keep a stiff upper lip ! |
| What does TAZ order in a chinese restaurant ? | Sweet & sour porky ! |
| Why did TAZ eat needles & thread ? | He was sew hungry ! |
| What do you get when you cross a
chicken & a centipede ? |
Enough drumsticks for TAZ ! |
| Why did TAZ put sneakers up his nose ? | Because his nose was running ! |
| What does TAZ eat after a marathon ? | Bunion soup ! |
| How did TAZ get a stomach ache ? | He ate someone who disagreed with him ! |
| What do you call a dentist that clean's
TAZ's teeth ? |
Brave, stupid & lunch ! |
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| Why did TAZ get cut from the basketball team ? | He was dribbling so much he flooded the court ! |
| What happened to TAZ when he ate a window? | He got a pane in his stomach ! |
| What did BUGS say when TAZ
poured ants on him ? |
Stop bugging me, doc ! |
| Why did TAZ eat all the coat hangers ? | Because the coats was just lying in his stomach ! |
| What did TAZ get when he mixed
slugs, water & ice ? |
Slime-aid ! |
| What was the first thing TAZ did when born ? | He ate the stork ! |
| Why did TAZ become a vegetarian ? | Because people were too fattening ? |
| What does TAZ eat at parties ? | Buttered host ! |
| What does TAZ eat when he has a cold ? | A sneezeburger & coughy cake ? |
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