Capt'n Coasters

Muscles Beer having his porridge

Tony Wilkins (sparkles), after just waking up with a hangover in Surfers Paradise.

Ian Harrison, ten minutes before performing for Slainte at the Aussie. (Take careful note of the drool on his chest) December 1997

The unbeaten NZ safety boys, a dying breed (Mustang, Beerbum, Hoe, Sparkles and Gadge) Missing are, O'D (lying naked somewhere), Dobbo (cycling), Dean (surfing) and Me (camera shy). Also missing are Pete (looking after Kell), Harry (drunk in London) and Yapper (wasnt any good and got dropped)

Kelly Willman (Shooter - dont ask me ask Yapper) saying to himself "I've been here two days and I havent had a root yet, but the guy said there was something wrong with if i hadn't by now"

Beerbum and me swimming at Puni...Bloody freezing, I was using my nipples to hang my car keys on

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