From the Horses Mouth - So to speak

A list of Actual English Subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong 1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2. Fatty, you with the thick face have hurt my instep. 3. Gun wounds again? 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 5. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken. 6. How can you use my intestines as a gift? 7. Who gave you the nerve to get killed there? 8. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. 9. You always use violence. I should have ordered glutinous rice chicken. 10. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out. 11. You daring lousy guy. 12. Beat him out of recognisable shape. 13. I got knife scars more than the number of your legs hair! 14. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. And finally...my favourite... 15. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests its Chocolate!

If a kid asks me why its raining i tell him God's crying, and when he asks why I say its "probably because of something you did".

I can picture in my mind a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.