And His Troubles
by thebaglady, Prose Investigator
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay...
And, yes, I voted for him two times...
I mean, seriously, folks,
Newsmedia: WHERE ARE YOU FINDING THESE PEOPLE??????
Actually, even though thebaglady is not a real Democrat,
Tell the truth, folks,
And, Lord, Poor Hillary...
I mean, for goodness sake, direction!!!!!!
And that precious Chelsea...
Then there's that immature young lady, Monica...
No, I'm not going to leave out TheSuperRat,
Tapes???? Tapes???? Tapes???? Plezzzzzzzzz!
Didn't we all know what kind of man Bill was?
The fact is, that there are thousands & thousands
The statistics on us are horrifying!
No, that does not mean married men
Look at it like this
Oh, I don't want to hear one word any of these
Hang in there, Mr. President,
Now: THE DRESS and THE STAIN
Imagine the condition of this dress, just imagine...
I'm telling you, I don't want to eat with
Oh, thebaglady is totally in-the-loop on
Of course, I don't think these people listen to each other
I think that stain was deliberately planted...
So, Bill Clinton goes down in History as
Let these silly tittering women on television
They're just jealous, right? Right...
Attention Hillary: Stand by Your Man!
Listen, at twenty-five, lots of us
Thank Goodness Geraldo is taking up for
Some of you jerks out there
~~~thebaglady has spoken~~~
Guess that's all I've got in me tonight
thebaglady writes...8-13-98...7:26 pm....
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So I'm one of those women
who just love Bill Clinton.
And would vote for him today again...
After all...
Who have the Republicans got to give us???
Have you been looking and listening to
Republicans lately?????? YUK!!!!***xxx4%@@####!!!!
I've never seen so many blond anorexic humanoids...
heard so many hostile, high-pitched squeaky voices...
She may become a permanent one...
Before Ken Starrrrrrr is through with
his oscar performance...
What a dour hatchet-man.
Am I right or am I right?
Would you like this guy investigating you?????
Your dog? Your cat?????
Aunt Lally's pet hermit crab????
Go Figure!!!!!
I'm worried to death about her...
I mean, this is so embarrassing...
AS IF IT WEREN'T ENOUGH...IT WAS JUST
A FEW MONTHS AGO...THE "DIRECTION OF"
HER HUSBAND'S PRIVATE PARTS
WERE BEING DISCUSSED ON TELEVISION!!!!
That's the most embarrassing thing
I've ever heard on public television.
I'll telling you: I think these conspirators
should get a life!
(George Washington must be turning in his grave...)
(Did I spell that right?)
Well, that babygirl will never live this down.
She loves her Daddy.
We've treated these people really bad...
...bad....bad...bad...
Where is she going to ever get a job after this?
She obviously has some serious, serious problems
with her sexuality...
And, such lovely skin and hair...
That die-for hair...yes, it's pretty...
Who's going to marry this poor thing now????
...THE TRAITOR: Miss Linda Tripp-Trapp...
This lady sure had better make some bucks while she can
Cause she is KAPUT when this blows over!
Win, Lose, or Draw...this woman is
frightening and dangerous, a nut case...
Well, maybe we did not really know...I didn't...
But I had an idea women were not going to leave
this cutie pie alone.
He is just too cute and intelligent and charming
for his own good...
And, ohgosh, that sexy sax...
of women in America
who are being forced to lead
Sexless Lives!
What are Women Alone
(Who will probably always be alone)
supposed to do, America????
Do you realize how many of us will NEVERNEVERNEVER
have a husband!
Oh, it's a terrible situation.
I'm getting a migraine thinking about it...
have to take care of us...
Absolutely NOT!!!!!!
Unfortunately, they should not...
but it does seem like they are the only ones
aware of this deplorable situation!
...women such as...
red-headed Adrianna whatever....
It's easy for you to talk so big and haughty
when you have a husband...
I hear he's pretty well heeled also.
self-righteous people are blithering and...
...BLITHERING...
Don't abandon us,
Don't jump ship,
ForGod'sSake, don't resign...
No doubt this Monica creature needs some
lessons from my Mamma...
Anybody with an ounce of common sense
knows you don't perserve germs like that!
any of these people...
No telling what condition their tablecloths
are in...their pantyhose...toilet seats...
Now, there's a thought that would
keep a common criminal awake all night...
much less any thinking human person.
everything about this case...
And, he's innocent...He's a babe in the woods.
Hillary's right, all this is a Right-Wing conspiracy...
...they're too busy talking at...
...listening to their own voices:
This is an extremely loosely-disorganized conspiracy...
Republicans are getting in
worse and worse shape every year.
Flowers would grow in it right now.
The Man Women all ages Adore...
The Guy Who Is One Sexy Piece of Work.
Bill, that's not a bad way to go, you know...
Many men would give their left eyeball
this minute
To go down in history with this ob...
make fun of your pasty thighs, Prez...
...women can be so mean when they're scorned...
'pasty thighs' my foot!
Those thighs look pretty sexy to me...
Attention Hillary: Stand by Your Man!
have been around-the-block many times...
(no, you evil-minded wretches, NOT thebaglady...)
That's not that young in the south...
and certainly not sexually young in California...
Gads, I'm sick of this twenty-five year old business!
Our Prez.
I've personally got a lot of respect for Geraldo...
emotionalism and allllll...
He's trying hard as the devil to be
A Good Guy.
Need to take lessons from Geraldo...
about the Prez and his troubles.
~~~theend of this piece~~~
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