by thebaglady, Prose Investigator
I’m seriously thinking about
It has been suggested that I advertize…
And, if you think I'm desperate and ugly...
I think we women,
I would order one,
I’ve thought of Russian husbands…
Nothing against Native American husband,
In fact, I’m not sure my talents lie
I think the person that starts a
So, Beloved, are you the one who,
Please do not be offended I am not writing about
5-1-99 1:50am
PS: thepic is my Greatgrandpa Rome and his brothers,
This page is dedicated to Women Alone
hunting for a husband.
Every onceinawhile I get struck ominously
by the fact I am alone,
should be looking SERIOUSLY...
Unless I want to grow old alone…husbandless.
but I have no idea where one does that.
My work does not allow my meeting men...
And, I’ve been much too wary and frightened
to meet any of the men I email and chat with.
Well, that's just not true...
Gads, there are so many of us women alone.
Single, dumped, left, abandoned...
Not noticed yet,
Not noticed perhaps at all.
especially in The United States,
need a Mail Order Husband business.
I think it’s overdue, way overdue.
We have far more women than men,
a multitude of women alone…all ages
sizes…shapes…races.
This problem is totally ignored,
totally ignored!
(I protest that).
and what’s more,
look for a man who could cook.
(or who liked sandwiches and cherrios).
Chinese husbands…
British husbands…
Scottish husbands…
New York Jewish husbands...
Tall Indian husbands (country of).
just do not think Native American husband
would want me or my meager talents.
in the wife department,
perhaps never have.
(A frightening thought).
My mother told me two thousand times
I was not ‘wife material.’
She told my husbands that…
Oh, Mamma!!
Mail-Order Husband business
is going to become very rich
very quickly…
And why not, why should all
those men starve all over the world
when American women are alone?
(Monica Lewinsky included).
the one who is going to become
rich overnight?
the deaths in Colorado...
Kosovo...
Sorry, but I'm concerned tonight
about American women
(myself included).
If someone kills us,
no one particularly notices...
If we are withering up alone,
no one gets all bothered...
That's what I'm talking about.
~~~thebaglady has spoken~~~
Guess that's all I've got in me 'tonight'
about our troubles.
Fitzhugh and Herbert Lee
Southern Fried Politics
Okkkkkkkkk....Keep it clean, keep it clean, keep it clean.
That goes for you Yanks as well as us Rebs...
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please don't fight with thebaglady, Beloved.
Something bugging you, see a mule doctor!
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I know - pickypickypicky...
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