You remind me of the boys Miss Lonnie used to yank
off the playground by the shirtsleeves
when you were bullying the kids who could not protect
themselves...
Know what I mean, jellybean?
Yeah, I grew up with you guys all right...
It's hard being a Southern White WASP male I guess,
takes some real understanding, spiritual freedom, and
patience...now you RCs who are writing...
What is your problem????????
I know a lot about being laughed at (and being threatened)
...people all over this country have made fun of my accent
asked me to say 'nice white rice'...
Lord, I've even been called a redneck a time or two...
I've traveled quite a lot, even went 'overseas' once,
have seen the Statue of Liberty too...
taken naps in my boots on picnic tables in Arizona deserts...
camped beside the Mighty Snake River in Idaho...
Oh, I've been around a littlebit,
and around the block a time or two too...
People all over love to make fun of Southerners.
Confidentially, it helps to be a southern belle type,
so I know you guys have had it worse than me,
but there's hope for you yet.
I know you say you don't want to change,
but I don't believe that,
I don't believe a Southerner exists who does not want
to improve himself or herself.
It's just how we are.
My hope is that God softens your hearts
gives you a better sense of humor,
and takes away your fears about America.
America is really a wonderful place.
I think it's pretty darn special and
and that's what I hope you secretly think too...
Love our country (not just the South),
love our freedom,
love our democracy,
love our many blessings.
If you don't I'm not sure you can really
love at all, guys,
and that would sure be an awful way to go.
I don't know why you've selected me
to pick on...mail nasty emails to...
If Buddy were here, I'd cry on his chest.
But he's gone now, so guess I have to stand up to you
by myself.
So, I do that now:
Get a life, cybershots, get a life!
bye now, peace on you.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....P.S.:
Please quit quoting Robert E. Lee to me!
None of you have the right to do that to thebaglady.
Nope, you have to earn that privilege, Bocephis.
And I can tell, none of you have earned that yet.
written March 16,1999 pm by thebaglady
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