Oh controller who sits in tower
Hallowed be thy sector.
Thy traffic come, thy instructions be done
On the ground as they are in the air.
Give us this day our radar vectors,
And forgive us our TCA incursions
As we forgive those who cut us off on final.
And lead us not into adverse weather,
But deliver us our clearances.
Roger
Me? I've never busted minimums
We will be on time, maybe even early.
All that turbulence spoiled my landing
I'm a member of the mile high club
I only need glasses for reading
I broke out right at minimums
I'd love to have a woman copilot
This plane outperforms the book by 20 percent
I have 5000 hours total time, 3200 are actual instrument
No need to look that up I've got it all memorized
I've got the field in sight
I've got the traffic in sight
Of course I know where we are
I'm SURE the gear was down