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I'm a Product Development Chemist, and I'm in the business of making bubbles.That's right! I formulate all sorts of household cleaning chemicals such as laundry stain removers, bubble bath and other personal care products.
My interests include computers, backgammon, fishing, gardening and yes, , of course.
Over the years, I've provided useful tips on laundry stain removal to thousands of consumers with excellent results. So, if you have a tough laundry problem and think there's no answer for it, don't give up! Just click here for tips on how to clean any mess.
I also collect bloopers. If you enjoy them too, here are the latest ones:
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Bloopers Responsibility makes me nervous.
They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:30 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions.
Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers.
Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.
My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.
Small typos
that can change the meaning... Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.
Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse.
Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.
I'm a rabid typist.
Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain outfit.
I wish I
hadn't said that... "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." (David Dinkins, NYC Mayor answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes)
"They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits. " (Congressman Joe Early (D-Mass) at a press conference to answer questions about the House Bank scandal)
"The doctor X-rayed my head and found nothing." (Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series)
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign)
"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate. " (Vice-President Dan Quayle)
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