This page is dedicated to those that have earned my friendship: (in no particular order...)

John- I'm here for you. You're like a brother to me.

Madison- You're my little sis, I love ya!

Lauren- Maybe one day we'll be together, but until then, remember I love you.

Liana- It's been interesting gettin to know ya!

Riddle Kidz- It's been fun so far...

DPMO- Whee.

Ridge View- Won't be the same without me.

Salkehatchie- It's that time again!!!!! I hope to see you all!

You- yeah, you! Thanks for bein' here.

Friends- You mean a lot to me, even if I didn't list you specifically. I'll be there for you whenever, wherever. All I ask is to be treated with some respect and love.
That about wraps up the shouts. I'm kinda hoarse...j/k. If I missed you, I'm sorry! Let me know and I'll add you. If you're just not in here and want to be, tell me and I'll think about addin' you. :P

"Flying isn't dangerous; crashing is what's dangerous!"

-unknown, yet so true.

"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived."

-Gen. George Patton

"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom."

-Gen. George Patton

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way."

-Gen. George Patton

"Wars are caused by undefended wealth."

-Gen. Douglas MacArthur

"What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well."

-Saint-Exupery

"A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral."

-Saint-Exupery

"As for the future, your task is not to foresee it, but to enable it."

-Saint-Exupery

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."

-Winston Churchill

"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."

-Winston Churchill

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

-Winston Churchill

"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty, and so bear ourselves that if the British Commonwealth and its Empire lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour.'"

-Winston Churchill

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense."

-Winston Churchill

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."

-Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me."

-Psalm 23:4

"When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!"

-Dr. Evil

"Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich."

-Austin Powers

"Dr. Floyd: What's that? Chicken?"

"Dr. Halvorsen: Something like that. Tastes the same anyway."

-2001: A Space Odyssey

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave."

-HAL, 2001: A Space Odyssey

Zoe: "How do you write women so well?"

Melvin: "I think of a man and take away reason and accountability."

-Melvin, As Good As It Gets

Elwood Blues: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake Blues: "Hit it!"

-Blues Brothers

"It wasn't lies. It was just ... bullshit."

-Blues Brothers

"Define irony. Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

-ConAir

Baby O: "What's wrong with him?"

Cameron Poe: "My first guess would be ... a lot."

-ConAir

"Yippee kai yay, motherfucker!"

-Die Hard

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

-Dirty Harry

"She wrote me a john-dear letter...something about me not listening enough, I don't know...I wasn't really paying attention."

-Dumb & Dumber

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

-Ferris Bueller

"Not that I condone facism; or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in 'Beatles', I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people."

-Ferris Bueller

"Southerners have a genius for psychological alchemy.. If something intolerable simply cannot be changed, driven away or shot they will not only tolerate it but take pride in it as well."

-Florence King

"Because I was born in the South, I'm a Southerner. If I had been born in the North, the West or the Central Plains, I would be just a human being."

-Clyde Edgerton

"Everyone from the South knows who Jefferson Davis was, and this is one thing that distinguishes the South from other parts of the country."

-William F. Buckley

"The South may not always be right, but by God it's never wrong!"

-Brother Dave Gardner

"I suggest that the true Southland is that territory within which, when asked by an outsider whether he is a Southerner, the reply almost invariably is "Hell yes!" This "Hell yes" line has the advantage of eliminating the ambivalent wishy washy fringes, and leaving the unquestionably defiant, hard-core Southland."

-Hamilton C. Horton, Jr.

"I'm Southern and I know neurotic behavior."

-Faye Dunaway

"Southern barbeque is the closet thing we have in the U.S. to Europe's wines and cheeses; drive a hundred miles and the barbeque changes."

-John Shelton Reed

"Anyone with a lick of sense knows that you can't make good barbeque and comply with the health code."

-John Edgerton

"True grits, more grits, fish, grits, and collards. Life is good where grits are swallered."

-Roy Blount, Jr.

"The tragedy of the redneck is that he chose the wrong enemy."

-Will D. Campbell

"Yes, charisma is the middle name of scads of Southern cads."

-Rosemary Daniel

"Southern women see no contradiction in mixing strength with gentleness."

-Sharon McKern

"The South is a region that history has happened to."

-Richard Weaver

"We went across the South on Super Tuesday without a single catcall or boo, without a single ugly sign. Not until we got to New York and the North did the litmus test of race and religion spout from the mouths of public officials."

-Jesse Jackson

"People of Seattle, listen to me! We are not barbarians! We are not neanderthals! And we are not French!"

-Frasier

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

-The Godfather

"The price is wrong, BITCH!"

-Happy Gilmore

Shooter: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

Happy: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

Shooter: "...no..."

-Happy Gilmore

"Ryan, most things in here don't react well with bullets."

-The Hunt For Red October

"The name's Bond, James Bond." "Shaken, not stirred."

-James Bond

"Front- bow, back- stern, if you don't get it right, I throw your ass out the little round window on the side!"

-Jaws

Ray Boyd: "Do you know that the human head weights eight pounds?"

Jerry: "Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?"

Ray: "Do you know that the bees and dogs can smell fear?"

Jerry: "Did you know that the career record for hits is 4.256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?"

Ray: "Do you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?

Jerry: "I...I can't compete with that!"

-Jerry Mcguire

"God help us; we're in the hands of engineers."

-Jurassic Park

"Are you crying? Are you crying?! There's no crying in baseball!"

-League of Their Own

"Use your head...that lump three feet above your ass."

-League of Their Own

Reg: "All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

Attendee: "Brought peace?"

Reg: "Oh, peace - shut up!"

Reg: "There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all."

Dissenter: "Uh, well, one."

Reg: "Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid."

-Monty Python's Life of Brian

"I don't mind being one of the few; trouble is we keep getting fewer."

-The Longest Day

"Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

-The Matrix

God: "Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'..."

-Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

-Holy Grail

Cleric: "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more--no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Brother Maynard: "Amen."

All: "Amen."

King Arthur: "Right. One...two...five!"

Galahad: "Three, sir."

King Arthur: "Right, three!"

-Holy Grail

King Arthur: "Now stand aside worthy adversary."

Black Knight: "'Tis but a scratch."

King Arthur: "A scratch? Your arm's off!"

Black Knight: "No it isn't."

King Arthur: "Well what's that then?"

Black Knight: "Well...I've had worse!"

-Holy Grail

"I want to die in my sleep peacefully like my grandfather, not screaming and in terror like his passengers."

-Deep Thoughts, SNL

"I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"

-Deep Thoughts, SNL

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

-Billy Madison

"He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice."

-Albert Einstein

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."

-Mark Twain

"Every society honors its live conformists and its dead troublemakers."

-Mignon McLaughlin

"Well done is better than well said."

-Benjamin Franklin

"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance."

-Confucius

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."

-Confucius

"When you finally understand the universe, it will not only be stranger than you imagine, it will be stranger than you can imagine."

-Arthur C. Clarke

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

-Napoleon Bonaparte

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

-Yogi Berra

"Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

-Groucho Marx

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

-Groucho Marx

"Walls for the wind,

a roof for the rain

and tea beside the fire.

Laughter to cheer you,

those you love near you

and all that your heart might desire."

-Irish blessing

"I have great faith in fools. My friends call it self-confidence."

-Edgar Allan Poe

"War is hell."

-William Tecumseh Sherman

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

-evilmorlok

"All your base are belong to us."

-me

Famous last words:

:Incoming!

:Hey ya'll, watch this!

:What does this button do?

:Don't unplug it, it'll only take a second to fix.

:They'll stop! [referring to vehicles]

:You're right, that does make you look fat.

:It's soo cute! I wonder where the mother bear is?

:Yes, I'm sure it's not loaded.

:I'll prove it!

:No, this isn't the poisonous type...

:Instructions? Who needs instructions?!

:PUT THE PIN BACK IN!!!!

:Oops!

:Vroom!

:It looks hungry; let's feed it.

:What's this do?

:Trust me, I've done this before!

:Suck the poison out!!!

:Niiiice doggie!

:No, he normally drools alot. [ravid dog]

:Something's ticking...

:Why don't you make me?!!

:I can take 'em.

:No, this fence isn't electric, watch...

:Hey, boy!

:I can fly!!!

:I got it!!

:Turn that sh_t down, boy! That ain't music!

:I don't think it was supposed to do that.

:DON'T HURT ME!!!

:"If your parachute fails to open, just bring it back to the quartermaster, and he will replace it at no charge."

-gooten1
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