This here is a fine model of Methos for you to take home. Just make sure that you've got a lot of beer on hand, he tends to enjoy getting drunk. ... And don't let him near a karaoke machine when that happens or you'll have to listen to his rendition of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?".
This is one of our more popular models. Just remember not to melt when he gives you the sad puppy-dog eyes.