1. A scholastic went to the doctor and said: Doctor, when I wake up, for half an hour, I feel like a dead person and then I recover full consciousness. And the doctor: you have to wake up after half an hour.
2. A scholastic met a friend and he said to him: I saw you in my dreams and I saluted you. And the other: Sorry I didn't answer you.
3. A scholastic met a doctor and he was hidden behind a wall. Someone saw him and asked the reason. The scholastic answered: I have longtime to get ill and I am ashamed of the doctor.
4. A scholastic saw in his dreams that he stepped on a nail, so he bound his foot. Somebody asked him the reason and when he learned it, he said: There is good reason when they said you are stupid. Why you sleep without shoes at night?