~~Aviation 101~~
A V I A T I O N 101
- Takeoff’s are optional. Landings are mandatory.
- If God meant man to fly, He’d have given him more money.
- If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you pull the stick back they get smaller. (Unless you keep pulling the stick back -then they get bigger again)
- Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous.
- It’s better to be down here wishing you were up there, than up there wishing you were down here.
- The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
- Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky.
- It’s best to keep the pointed end going forward as much as possible.
- The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.
- Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man.... Landing is the first!
- Every one already knows the definition of a ‘good’ landing is one from which you can walk away. But very few know the definition of a ‘great landing.’ It’s one after which you can use the airplane another time.
- The probability of survival is inverse to the angle of arrival.
- Always remember you fly an airplane with your head, not your hands.
- Never let an airplane take you somewhere your brain didn’t get to five minutes earlier.
- You know you’ve landed with the wheels up when it takes full power to taxi.
- Those who hoot with the owls by night, should not fly with the eagles by day.
- A helicopter is a collection of rotating parts going round and round and reciprocating parts going up and down - all of them trying to become random in motion. Helicopters can’t really fly - they’re just so ugly that the earth immediately repels them.
- Young man, was that a landing or were we shot down? Learn from the mistakes of others. You won’t live long enough to make all of them yourself.
- Trust your captain .... but keep your seat belt securely fastened.
- Any pilot who relies on a terminal forecast can be sold the Brooklyn Bridge. If he relies on winds aloft forecasts he can be sold Niagara Falls.
- Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.
- Aviation is not so much a profession as it is a disease.
- There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing: Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
- The only thing worse than a captain who never flew as copilot is a copilot who once was a captain.
- Be nice to your first officer, he may be your captain at your next airline. Any attempt to stretch fuel is guaranteed to increase headwind.
- A thunderstorm is never as bad on the inside as it appears on the outside. It’s worse.
- Son, I was flying airplanes for a living when you were still in liquid form.
- It’s easy to make a small fortune in aviation. You start with a large fortune.
- A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he’s flying, and about flying when he’s with a woman.
- A fool and his money are soon flying more airplane than he can handle.
- Remember, you’re always a student in an airplane.
- Keep looking around; there’s always something you’ve missed.
- Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs.
- You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
- There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold, pilots!
- Things which do you no good in aviation: Altitude above you. Runway behind you. Fuel in the truck. Half a second ago. Approach plates in the car. The airspeed you don’t have. Flying is the perfect vocation for a man who wants to feel like a boy, but not for one who still is.
- Asking what a pilot thinks about the FAA is like asking a fireplug what it thinks about dogs.
- Being an airline pilot would be great if you didn’t have to go on all those trips.
- Gravity never loses! The best you can hope for is a draw!
Chuck………………………