since 2nd Feb, 2000
I have never been naughty, I swear it,
In spite of the calf that I've borne,
Like Farmer Brown's tractor
I'm Virgo Intactor
'Cause I've never had a bull by the horn.
How dreary the fields & the meadows,
The sheep yards are gloomy & grey,
And the one bit of fun
In the year's long run
Has by science been taken away!
I know that the farm is a business,
In which we must all pull our weight,
But I'd pull & I'd pull
For a strongly built bull
For this phony arrangement I hate!
You must not think that I'm jealous -
There are many things that a cow should not say,
But these land army tarts
Who handle our parts,
Still get their's the old-fashioned way!