"We Put the Fine in Smut."

Blue Ball Films is the adult movie division of RichSex Industries catering to those hard to find fetishs. Are you into tailpipe love? Got a thing for doughnuts? Blue Ball films has it all. And if you are one of those boring guys who is into beautiful women like our star actress here, well, we have stuff for you too.

Here at Blue Ball Films, we believe in bringing you the finest smut a discerning viewer like yourself deserves. That is why every single film we make is packed with the highest quality features the industry has to offer. Just look at some of these impressive features found in all of our video releases...

• All films shot on 8mm video with multiple cameras.
  
• Dolby Surround Sound stereo processing for that "live" feel.
  
• Wide variety of home video formats to include VHS, Beta, Super-8, MPEG, Laser Disc and 16mm film.
  
• Only the newest stars and well known legends.
  
• Closed Captioning for the hearing impaired.
  

You can't deny that Blue Ball Films delivers the highest quality smut. Sure, the cost is a little more but one viewing will convince you the expense is well worth it.

So, look for us at an "Adult Section" near you. Or contact us at the number/address below. We would be more than happy to service you.

LADIES - Watch this page for future casting calls. We're always on the lookout for tomorrows star!

RichSex Ind.
Blue Ball Films Division
6969 Smegma Ave.
Hell Ill. 86753-09
1-800-ITS-CRAP

This page intended solely as a parody. No serious intentions towards manufacturing or selling of the above items is implied. The following names are trademarked and registered by their respective owners.
The names RichSex Ind., CDS Inc., Blue Ball Films - © 1996, John P Richardson and Thomas S Sexton. All Rights Reserved.