This page contains links to all of the BSA's most important documents; all except for the BSA charter, that is, which was destroyed in the great battle with Slimal (pronounced slime-al). We all miss it, but we cannot draft another version, as will be clearly explained later on in the "Declaration of Defiance," or so we tell you (bwa-ha-ha). Now on to bigger and better things. One word of warning before we go on: "The Last Will and Testament of Hemobloatkin the Algae Wizard" and both conversations contain extremely explicit language. Younger BSA members are strongly advised not to read them.

Conversation 1
Conversation 2
BSA Advertistment
Last Will and Testament
BSA Pamphlet
Tuesday Time
Declaration of Defiance

(Conversation 1 is between The Know-Nothinger and The Head Brigadoon)

(Conversation 2 is between The Arch Whino, The Head Brigadoon, and Pyro Potato"e" about the beginnings of this site)