These are the loyal BSA members who will tally your results.
1. Which of these bags most appeals to you?
A. Paper
B. Plastic
C. Aardvark Skin
D. Aardvark skin?! That’s horrible! How can you even allow that? That’s just disgusting, and Woman’s League of Aardvark Lovers will have your head my friend!
E. What's D's problem?
F. Shut up, you git!
G. Did you hear that?
2. If you had a hammer, what would you do with it?
A. Hammer in the morning
B. Hammer in the evening
C. Hammer out the love between my brothers and sisters all across this land
D. Hammer...that sounds like spammer! I don't like spam
E. I like spam
F. Yes
G. Hello
3. How are you?
A. Fine
B. All right
C. OK
D. Great
E. Dead
F. Upside down! Help!
G. I think an aardvark just bit me
5. What's going on in this picture?
6. What is the meaning of this?
7. I love you.
8. Which of these do you think is not true?
A. A + B = A
B. You can add up the values of 1/x^2 from 1 to infinity and get a finite number
C. There is a 0th Law of Thermodynamics
D. Some particles of matter come in different flavors
9. I found this survey:
A. Dumb
B. Stupid
C. Help
D. Hi
E. Hello
F. Good evening
G. Stop it!
H. That's it! This is over!
Thank you for taking the fourth BSA survey! Now the crew will tally the results. Long live the Whigs; love live blue green algae!
To send in the survey, click the "BSA Hey!" button below, and if not hit the "I'm a
Know-Nothinger" button to reset the form.
