| Calvin and Hobbes Quotes To Live by. |
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| I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
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Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear
words. |
| If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10
seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway. |
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around. |
| A good compromise leaves everybody mad. |
But I like my idea better. |
| You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude. |
Idiocy is the essence of the male mind. |
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
'The world isn't fair, Calvin.' 'I know, but why isn't it ever unfair in
my favor?'
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
'I've been thinking, Hobbes.' 'On a weekend?' 'Well, it wasn't on
purpose...'
As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.
I don't need to study! I don't need to learn!
I can always get by on my good looks and charm!
Homework, I command thee, BE DONE!
What business is it of yours, jerk?!
I've been good all day so far.
Childhood is short and maturity is forever.
What do they think I am, an engineer?
People pay more attention to you when they think you're up to something.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
In my opinion, television validates existence.
-I don't DO math anymore. I decided I'm more of a visual person. Boy,
rough life, huh? What have YOU done today?!
I'm happy, but it's not like I'm ecstatic.
I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math.
OK, so I was wrong for once in my life! Shut up.
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just
a reflection of him?
Ever notice how tense grownups get when they're recreating?
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
It's that moment of dawning comprehension I live for.
Nothing I do is my fault.
I should be doing my homework now.
I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my
life...Procrastinating and rationalizing.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Is it a right to remain ignorant?
I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas.
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