These are some quotes I think are funny or meaningful
or whatever

"And I'm proud to be an American..."

"Semper Fi"

"Give it to me baby!"

"Where at least I know I'm free..."

"Sit your ass down 'fore I blast you one!"

"Zip to Tiajuana, I wanna rome, find Motown tell them fools to come back home."

"War has been prescribed for you and that displeases you, It may be you dislike something whilst it is good for you; And it may be you love something that is bad for you, Because God knows it, and you know it not."

"I'm not a conservative or a liberal. I'm a pragmatist, which means I think everybody is an asshole but me."

"May the Force be with you"

"I may be crazy, but I sure as hell ain't stupid!"

"I'll see you on the beach" (Normandy)

"For the time bombs tickin' an the heads that hang. All the gang's gettin money and the heads that bang-bang! Wild mustangs, for porno flicks, all my homies in the county in cell block six!"

"Dead men tell no tales"

"One of those days, feelin' like a freight train, first one to the plane, leaves with a blood stain!"

"And I won't forget the men who died, to give that right to me,"

"911 what is your emergency?"

"Fire in the hole! Fire in the hole!"

"Hoo-Rah!"

"Of the men on Iwo, uncommon valor was a common virtue"

"And I proudly stand up, next to you, and defend her still today..."

"Let's just be friends"

"You think they have any clue what's about to happen to them?"

"Not a chance in hell."

"I wanna be a cowboy, bayyybay"

"I won't have cowards in my army!"

"I really, really, don't like you"

"C'mon punk, make my day"

"Come get some!"

"I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve"

"Damn the torpedoes!"

"When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked."

"Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

"Holy kleenex Batman! It was right under our nose and we blew it!"

"Aw, hell!"

"Don't you feel dumb?"

"How the hell should I know?"

"Wowsers!"

"Check your six"

"Knight One, Fox three!"

"Arms are fair when the intent of bearing them is just"

"Cuz there ain't no doubt, I love this land..."

"What is the Matrix?"

"Isn't the ultimate answer to any question, no matter how profound, 'Who cares?'"

"I'll be back"

"Except this time the mission is a man"

"Gold links an' minks an' shrimp dinners on the Bayou, them's all the things that I ain't gonna buy you"

"It's a hard knock life, for us"

"Wake up! Sleeping on the job is for air traffic controllers!"

"Try not, do or do not, there is no try"

"..."

"This is the greatest thing in history" (Truman, after Atom Bomb)

"Hasta la vista, baby"

"Your mission, should you choose to accept it..."

"This tape will self destruct in three...two...one..."

"Dad! You'll have to jump!" "No problem, son"

"I can't swim!" "What, are you crazy? The fall'l probly kill 'ya."

"I'll die before I surrender, Tim"

"All in all, you're just another brick in the wall"

"Why don't you come over here and make me?"

"We're gonna go on that Godforsaken rock and KICK some Japanese ASS!

"Banzaiiiii!"

"Just say no"

"...I got no riches, I don't roll vogues, and I ain't got switches. I got no game, I can't reward ya..."

"Dr. Livingstone I presume"

"Did not!"

"Losers try thier best. Winners go home and ---- the prom queen!"

"My wife WAS the prom queen!"

"Bawidaba-da-bang-da-dang-diggy-diggy-diggy-said-the-boogie-said-up-jump-the-boogie"

"Is it possible for you to shut the hell up for just ten seconds?"

"Why not?"

"And the talking cyote must have been that talking dog!"

"Any president that lies to the American public should resign."
(Bill Clinton on Watergate)

"You must unlearn what you have learned."

"Don't drink and drive"

"God bless, the US...Aaaa

"To the book depository!"

"Float like butterflies, sting like queen bees, strapped with AKs straight from the Chinese!"

"Better dead than Red!"

"Bye, bye, Miss American Pie, drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry."

"My, my, this here Anakin guy, maybe Vader someday later now he's just a small fry."

"...and I still stand firm...you get what you put in, and people get what they deserve! Still, I ain't seen mine, no I ain't, seen mine, I been given just ain't been gettin, I been walkin that there line! So I think I'll keep a walking, with my head held, high, I'll keep movin on, an only God knows why!"

"Don't fire until you see the whites of thier eyes!"

"She'll breed. You'll die."

"Ooh, ahh, that's how it all starts...but later, there's running and screaming..."

"Tryin' to bring down me, the champion? When y'all clowns gonna see that it can't be done?"

"Doesn't the fact that it's Universal make it international?"

"It is Godzilla! We must flee the city!"

"I was attacked by a homicidal psycho jungle cat!"

"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

"I regret I only have one life to give for my country."

"And I feel like number one, but I'm last in line..."

"You must want your face to maybe taste my shoe"

"Resistance is futile."

"Don't shoot! Let 'em burn!"

"She looks like she took a dive off the Ugly Tree and hit every branch comin' down!"

"Life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that wears the crown"

"I had one request, sharks with laser beams! But noooo..."

"Sarge, what do we do if we step on a land mine?!"

"Well, Johnson, standard procedure is to jump ten feet in the air and tear yourself to bits."

"No ripoff, it's all origional, not too political, a little cynical"

"I got no time for the fakes and the phonies, the crooks and the creeps an the cops an the cronies. Am I the only one on my side? Test my pride I bet you run and hide."

"You think I'm weak so you lookin for the kill, but there's sixteen shots in my 9 mil an (I got one for ya)"

"One death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic."

"Bank left! Bank left!"

"They must be WORRIED!"

"War is much too important to matter to be left to the generals."

"Yub yub!"

"Battle stations! Battle stations! This is not a drill!"

"Ouch."

"Crow, I told you, no digging through the hull!"

"What do you say we try that again?"

"Yes, yes, without the oops!"

"Fubar!"

"He that this day sheds his blood with me shall be my brother."

"Peace- A period of cheating between two periods of fighting."

"Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"

"Why can't the big guns (artillery) shoot at each other and just leave the poor damn infantry alone?!"

"Bet dat ass Hoss, I ain't forgot, when I was tossed in the dime bin and left to rot"

"You did not desert me, my brothers in arms"