Car Pool

Ever since all the horses died in America, the country has been ripping up mountains (much to the displeasure on Gnomes) and building car roads. If you've ever seen a car road you'll know what I'm talking about. They're long hard things that cars like to talk to. They are usually wider than two cars, but only just. This is to scare people when passing at high speed. Roads are generally low down to stop lorries falling off.

All was good until Californian car psychologist Barbra Staniskostanowskivich burped into the scene. "People are just like car's. We have motors that drive our bodies throughout the day. We have gearboxes which control our motivations (except for automatic people). We should be in touch with each other's emotional carburettors. Some people don't start well on cold wet morning and some people accelerate off at high speed only to crash into the local church and kill innocent people.