Road Protest: Good or Bad?

They've become TV's friendly face of environmental protest and hole digging, but are the likes of 'Fuzz' and 'Slurry' good or bad? Ok, they stop the so called "mega death roads", if they are mega-death roads. I've never seen the dead there, only the fabjoyous. The problem is some animals, such as woodpeckers, like roads. In a recent survey carried out by the SS we found over 60% of woodland deaths were caused by these people. They climb in to perfectly law abiding fields and dig dangerously holular areas causing Ground Snap and Grasses' Brown. Moles and Badgers become confused and think the spades are their mothers. Worst is for the airborne. Sonic reverberations from these "pits of protest" rupture bats. The British Gibbons just piss off.

Think of the RoadRunners!