Note that Splat has 97 dex, 91 perc for this fight. I edited out the spammy rooms while chasing. You feel a sudden pain as somebody places a GIANT BANANA in your back. (HP:465/519 MA:323/425 MV:227/568 Standing)> Redbeard says to you, 'An' ye brought a shovel, how convenient.' (HP:465/519 MA:323/425 MV:227/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks and hits 9 times. Splat decimates you with his powerful pierce! You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 8 times and hit 7 times. You slash Splat hard. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat leaves north. (HP:430/519 MA:323/425 MV:227/568 Standing)> You now follow Splat. (HP:436/519 MA:327/425 MV:173/568 Standing)> give 666 coins splat give 834 coins splat give 750 coins splat give 1250 coins splat give 1500 coins splat You give Splat 666 gold coins. Splat leaves north. You follow Splat. A Dirt Road Just South of the Abbey [Exits: n e s] Splat is standing here. (HP:436/519 MA:327/425 MV:171/568 Standing)> You give Splat 834 gold coins. Splat leaves north. You follow Splat. A Dirt Road Outside the Abbey [Exits: n e s] Splat is standing here. (HP:436/519 MA:327/425 MV:168/568 Standing)> You give Splat 750 gold coins. Splat leaves north. You follow Splat. A Turn In The Road [Exits: e s] Splat is standing here. A brown feathered grouse stands here eyeing you warily. Gray and ruffled, a wolf stands here, jowls agape, yellow eyes unwinking. A dark feathered bird paces back and forth here. (HP:436/519 MA:327/425 MV:166/568 Standing)> You give Splat 1250 gold coins. (HP:436/519 MA:327/425 MV:166/568 Standing)> You give Splat 1500 gold coins. (HP:436/519 MA:327/425 MV:166/568 Standing)> You stop following Splat. (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:168/568 Standing)> use wand splat use wand splat You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. Herne's hunting horn is damaged! The tunic of flame is damaged! (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:169/568 Standing)> use wand splat use wand splat You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:169/568 Standing)> You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:170/568 Standing)> use wand splat You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. A turquoise belt is damaged! A pair of sturdy brown breeches is damaged! (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:170/568 Standing)> use wand splat You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. A tigerskin headband is damaged! (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:170/568 Standing)> You point a magic wand at Splat but nothing happens. (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:170/568 Standing)> You quickly attack and hit 8 times. You pulverize Splat with your slash. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. You barely blast Splat. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat blocks your slash. You massacre Splat with your pierce. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat has some cuts. (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:170/568 Standing)> Splat drops some gold. get gold (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:171/568 Standing)> You pick up 3000 gold coins. give 3000 coins splat Dell has arrived from the south. (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:171/568 Standing)> You give Splat 3000 gold coins. (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:171/568 Standing)> Splat fires his funky little monkey at you! The shot whizzes by your ear! (HP:437/519 MA:328/425 MV:171/568 Standing)> inspire splat Dell leaves south. Splat quickly attacks and hits 9 times. Screams of the Damned is damaged as it is hit! Splat decimates you with his powerful pierce! You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 8 times and hit 6 times. Splat parries one of your attacks! You demolish Splat with your slash! Splat panics, and attempts to flee. You blast Splat. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat blocks your slash. You pierce Splat extremely hard. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat has some cuts. (HP:395/519 MA:328/425 MV:172/568 Standing)> You try to stir things up, but it doesn't seem to work. (HP:395/519 MA:328/425 MV:172/568 Standing)> Your spectrum of vision returns to normal. You feel weaker. (HP:395/519 MA:328/425 MV:172/568 Standing)> A grouse clucks away merrily. (HP:395/519 MA:328/425 MV:172/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks and hits 8 times. Splat demolishes you with his pierce! You quickly attack and hit 7 times. The tunic of flame is damaged as it is hit! You obliterate Splat with your horrific slash! Splat panics, and attempts to flee. You blast Splat. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Despair is damaged as it strikes armor! Splat blocks your slash. Splat has several wounds. (HP:373/519 MA:328/425 MV:173/568 Standing)> inspire splat (HP:373/519 MA:328/425 MV:174/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks and hits 8 times. Splat obliterates you with his horrific pierce! The black aura around you sputters, failing to protect you. Suddenly, you are filled with fear! You panic, and attempt to flee. A Dirt Road Outside the Abbey [Exits: n e s] (HP:344/519 MA:328/425 MV:172/568 Standing)> They're not here. (HP:344/519 MA:328/425 MV:173/568 Standing)> e bash splat Within the Abbey Gates [Exits: n e s w] A visitor to the Abbey has left his horse tied to a hitching post here. (HP:344/519 MA:329/425 MV:174/568 Standing)> w They're not here. (HP:345/519 MA:329/425 MV:174/568 Standing)> n n A Dirt Road Outside the Abbey [Exits: n e s] (HP:345/519 MA:329/425 MV:171/568 Standing)> bash splat A Turn In The Road [Exits: e s] Lelldorin is standing here. Splat is standing here. A brown feathered grouse stands here eyeing you warily. Gray and ruffled, a wolf stands here, jowls agape, yellow eyes unwinking. A dark feathered bird paces back and forth here. (HP:345/519 MA:329/425 MV:169/568 Standing)> Alas, you cannot go that way. (HP:345/519 MA:329/425 MV:169/568 Standing)> You send Splat sprawling with a powerful bash. (HP:345/519 MA:329/425 MV:169/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks 9 times and hits 7 times. Splat wounds you with his critical hit! Splat obliterates you with his horrific pierce! You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 7 times and hit 6 times. Splat parries one of your attacks! You decimate Splat with your powerful slash! You blast Splat. Splat blocks your slash. You pierce Splat extremely hard. Splat has many nasty wounds. (HP:317/519 MA:329/425 MV:169/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks 8 times and hits 7 times. Splat obliterates you with his horrific pierce! You quickly attack 7 times and hit 5 times. Splat parries one of your attacks! You obliterate Splat with your horrific slash! You blast Splat hard. Splat blocks your slash. You pierce Splat hard. Splat is bleeding freely. (HP:287/519 MA:329/425 MV:171/568 Standing)> Dell has arrived from the south. A gray wolf carefully sniffs the air. A gray wolf snarls a warning at Dell! (HP:287/519 MA:329/425 MV:171/568 Standing)> Splat rolls out of the way of your attack and comes at you viciously. (HP:287/519 MA:329/425 MV:172/568 Standing)> Splat carefully taints a small quiver of arrows by dipping it in a vial containing a filmy liquid. (HP:287/519 MA:329/425 MV:172/568 Standing)> bash splat Splat quickly attacks 8 times and hits 7 times. Splat demolishes you with his pierce! You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 7 times and hit 6 times. You slash Splat extremely hard. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. You barely blast Splat. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat blocks your slash. You pierce Splat hard. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat is bleeding freely. (HP:264/519 MA:329/425 MV:173/568 Standing)> (HP:264/519 MA:329/425 MV:173/568 Standing)> Your bash sends Splat flying to the ground! (HP:264/519 MA:329/425 MV:174/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks 8 times and hits 7 times. Screams of the Damned is damaged as it is hit! Splat demolishes you with his pierce! You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 7 times and hit 6 times. You decimate Splat with your powerful slash! You blast Splat. You massacre Splat with your pierce. Splat is covered in blood. (HP:242/519 MA:330/425 MV:174/568 Standing)> Lelldorin blinks. (HP:242/519 MA:330/425 MV:174/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks 8 times and hits 7 times. You parry an attack from Splat! Splat pulverizes you with his pierce. The black aura around you crackles to life, protecting you. You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 7 times and hit 6 times. You decimate Splat with your powerful slash! You blast Splat hard. Splat blocks your slash. A tigerskin headband is damaged as it is hit! You massacre Splat with your pierce. Splat is leaking guts. (HP:224/519 MA:330/425 MV:176/568 Standing)> Splat reloads a funky little monkey from a small quiver of arrows. (HP:224/519 MA:330/425 MV:177/568 Standing)> bash splat Splat quickly attacks 9 times and hits 8 times. You parry an attack from Splat! A pair of deerskin sleeves is damaged as it is hit! Splat demolishes you with his pierce! You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 7 times and hit 3 times. Splat parries one of your attacks! You pulverize Splat with your slash. You blast Splat. Splat is almost dead. (HP:197/519 MA:330/425 MV:177/568 Standing)> (HP:197/519 MA:330/425 MV:178/568 Standing)> Splat slowly gets back to his feet. (HP:197/519 MA:330/425 MV:178/568 Standing)> Splat fires his funky little monkey at you! Splat's shot leaves a nasty puncture wound in your flesh. The black aura around you crackles to life, protecting you. (HP:184/519 MA:330/425 MV:178/568 Standing)> Your bash sends Splat flying to the ground! (HP:184/519 MA:330/425 MV:179/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks and hits 9 times. Screams of the Damned is damaged as it is hit! Splat decimates you with his powerful pierce! Blood oozes from your new wound. You panic, and attempt to flee. You feel a sudden pain as somebody places a GIANT BANANA in your back. (HP:445/519 MA:252/425 MV:499/568 Standing)> No way, you are fighting! (HP:445/519 MA:252/425 MV:499/568 Standing)> e No way, you are fighting! (HP:445/519 MA:252/425 MV:499/568 Standing)> bash splat You send Splat sprawling with a powerful bash. Splat quickly attacks and hits 9 times. Splat demolishes you with his pierce! You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 8 times and hit 7 times. You decimate Splat with your powerful slash! You blast Splat. Splat blocks your slash. You pierce Splat extremely hard. Splat has a few bruises. (HP:422/519 MA:252/425 MV:500/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks and hits 8 times. Splat decimates you with his powerful pierce! Blood oozes from your new wound. You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack and hit 8 times. You demolish Splat with your slash! You blast Splat. A tigerskin headband is damaged as it is hit! Splat blocks your slash. Splat has a few bruises. (HP:386/519 MA:252/425 MV:502/568 Standing)> Splat springs back to his feet, ready to meet your attack. Splat quickly attacks and hits 8 times. Splat obliterates you with his horrific pierce! Blood oozes from your new wound. The black aura around you crackles to life, protecting you. You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 8 times and hit 7 times. You obliterate Splat with your horrific slash! Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat leaves north in an elm bark canoe. (HP:360/519 MA:252/425 MV:502/568 Standing)> rem savior get wand hat hold wand (HP:360/519 MA:252/425 MV:503/568 Standing)> You stop using the death of the Sacred Savior. (HP:360/519 MA:252/425 MV:504/568 Standing)> You get a magic wand from a black satin top-hat. (HP:360/519 MA:252/425 MV:504/568 Standing)> You hold a magic wand in your hands. You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. A turquoise belt is damaged! (HP:458/519 MA:407/425 MV:488/568 Standing)> use wand splat You quickly attack 8 times and hit 7 times. Splat parries one of your attacks! You obliterate Splat with your horrific slash! Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat leaves north in an elm bark canoe. (HP:458/519 MA:407/425 MV:488/568 Standing)> English's Wharf [Exits: e w] A small canoe has been discarded here. [2] Splat is flying here. Splat leaves east. (HP:459/519 MA:407/425 MV:486/568 Standing)> (HP:459/519 MA:407/425 MV:486/568 Standing)> Use a magic wand on what? (HP:459/519 MA:407/425 MV:486/568 Standing)> e use wand splat A wine colored boat forges through the waters. South River [Exits: s w] A fish swims in the water. Use a magic wand on what? (HP:459/519 MA:408/425 MV:484/568 Standing)> use wand splat Along the Coast [Exits: n e] Splat is flying here. A sea gull seems to hover here in the air as it takes advantage of the wind. You feel a sudden pain as somebody places a GIANT BANANA in your back. (HP:407/519 MA:408/425 MV:481/568 Standing)> You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. (HP:407/519 MA:408/425 MV:481/568 Standing)> use wand splat You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. (HP:408/519 MA:408/425 MV:482/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks 9 times and hits 7 times. Splat pulverizes you with his pierce. The black aura around you crackles to life, protecting you. You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 8 times and hit 7 times. You obliterate Splat with your horrific slash! Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat leaves east in an elm bark canoe. (HP:387/519 MA:408/425 MV:482/568 Standing)use wand splat > Use a magic wand on what? (HP:387/519 MA:408/425 MV:482/568 Standing)> e use wand splat The Atlantic [Exits: e w] Splat is flying here. A fish swims in the water. (HP:387/519 MA:408/425 MV:478/568 Standing)> You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. The Lion Shield is damaged! (HP:387/519 MA:408/425 MV:478/568 Standing)> use wand splat You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. (HP:387/519 MA:408/425 MV:479/568 Standing)> use wand splat You quickly attack 8 times and hit 6 times. Splat parries one of your attacks! You massacre Splat with your slash. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat leaves west in an elm bark canoe. (HP:387/519 MA:408/425 MV:479/568 Standing)> Use a magic wand on what? (HP:387/519 MA:408/425 MV:479/568 Standing)> Splat fires his faerie's bow at you! Splat's shot leaves a nasty puncture wound in your flesh. The power within Splat swells and your protective aura shatters into a million pieces. (HP:384/519 MA:408/425 MV:479/568 Standing)> use wand splat Use a magic wand on what? (HP:384/519 MA:408/425 MV:481/568 Standing)> w bash splat Along the Coast [Exits: n e] Splat is flying here. A sea gull seems to hover here in the air as it takes advantage of the wind. (HP:385/519 MA:409/425 MV:478/568 Standing)> (HP:385/519 MA:409/425 MV:478/568 Standing)> You send Splat sprawling with a powerful bash. Splat somersaults right back to his feet! (HP:385/519 MA:409/425 MV:478/568 Standing)> Splat fires his funky little monkey at you! Splat's shot hits you. Luckily it's just a flesh wound! Splat's blindness fails to affect the Eternal Watcher. (HP:380/519 MA:409/425 MV:478/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks and hits 9 times. Despair is damaged as it is hit! Splat decimates you with his powerful pierce! You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack and hit 8 times. You demolish Splat with your slash! Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat leaves north in an elm bark canoe. (HP:349/519 MA:409/425 MV:479/568 Standing)> Splat has arrived from the north in an elm bark canoe. (HP:350/519 MA:410/425 MV:483/568 Standing)> Splat leaves east in an elm bark canoe. (HP:354/519 MA:413/425 MV:397/568 Standing)> kill splat inspire splat (HP:354/519 MA:413/425 MV:398/568 Standing)> Inspiration is only for those in battle. (HP:354/519 MA:413/425 MV:399/568 Standing)> You quickly attack 8 times and hit 7 times. Splat parries one of your attacks! You slash Splat extremely hard. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat leaves west. (HP:354/519 MA:413/425 MV:399/568 Standing)> Splat has arrived from the west. (HP:355/519 MA:413/425 MV:401/568 Standing)> w You feel a sudden pain as somebody places a GIANT BANANA in your back. (HP:289/519 MA:413/425 MV:401/568 Standing)> No way, you are fighting! (HP:289/519 MA:414/425 MV:401/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks and hits 9 times. A GIANT BANANA is damaged as it strikes armor! Splat obliterates you with his horrific pierce! You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 8 times and hit 6 times. Splat parries one of your attacks! You pulverize Splat with your slash. Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat leaves south. Splat fires his faerie's bow at you! Splat's shot leaves a nasty puncture wound in your flesh. You feel weaker. The Eternal Watcher looks weaker. Your magical protection seems to fade. You can no longer see hidden objects. With a gasp, you start breathing again. (HP:263/519 MA:415/425 MV:403/568 Standing)> s They're not here. (HP:263/519 MA:415/425 MV:403/568 Standing)> A Farmhouse Lane [Exits: n e s] Splat is flying here. A fashionably dressed woman of obvious royal blood casually walks here. A black and brown puppy is here. (HP:263/519 MA:415/425 MV:400/568 Standing)>bash splat Your bash sends Splat flying to the ground! (HP:263/519 MA:415/425 MV:400/568 Standing)> (HP:263/519 MA:415/425 MV:400/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks and hits 9 times. Splat pulverizes you with his pierce. You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack and hit 7 times. You obliterate Splat with your horrific slash! You blast Splat hard. Splat blocks your slash. Splat is covered in blood. (HP:246/519 MA:415/425 MV:400/568 Standing)> [Info] Mice: huzzah! (HP:246/519 MA:415/425 MV:401/568 Standing)> Splat quickly attacks 8 times and hits 6 times. You parry an attack from Splat! Splat demolishes you with his pierce! You block Splat's pierce. You quickly attack 7 times and hit 6 times. You obliterate Splat with your horrific slash! You blast Splat. Splat blocks your slash. You pulverize Splat with your pierce. Splat is leaking guts. (HP:224/519 MA:415/425 MV:402/568 Standing)> Splat springs back to his feet, ready to meet your attack. (HP:224/519 MA:415/425 MV:403/568 Standing)> Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat leaves east. (HP:224/519 MA:415/425 MV:404/568 Standing)> Splat fires his funky little monkey at you! Splat's shot leaves a nasty puncture wound in your flesh. You have been blinded! You lunge toward the spot where somebody last was! (HP:213/519 MA:416/425 MV:391/568 Standing)> Chanting the words 'vina vant lak ex', you feel the Power within you swell and find that you can command it. Your vision returns. You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. A turquoise belt is damaged! A pair of binoculars is damaged! (HP:416/519 MA:403/425 MV:362/568 Standing)> use wand splat You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. (HP:416/519 MA:403/425 MV:363/568 Standing)> use wand splat You stop following Splat. You quickly attack 7 times and hit 6 times. You demolish Splat with your slash! Splat panics, and attempts to flee. Splat leaves south. (HP:416/519 MA:403/425 MV:363/568 Standing)> use wand splat Use a magic wand on what? (HP:416/519 MA:404/425 MV:363/568 Standing)> Use a magic wand on what? (HP:416/519 MA:404/425 MV:363/568 Standing)> s use wand splat A Dusty Road In The Forest [Exits: n e w] (HP:416/519 MA:404/425 MV:361/568 Standing)> Use a magic wand on what? (HP:417/519 MA:404/425 MV:362/568 Standing)> s w use wand splat Alas, you cannot go that way. (HP:417/519 MA:404/425 MV:362/568 Standing)> A Dusty Road Just Within The Forest [Exits: e w] Splat is flying here. A mottled brown owl scans the ground for prey. Splat leaves east. (HP:417/519 MA:404/425 MV:359/568 Standing)> Use a magic wand on what? (HP:417/519 MA:404/425 MV:360/568 Standing)> Splat has arrived from the east. (HP:417/519 MA:404/425 MV:360/568 Standing)> e You feel a sudden pain as somebody places a GIANT BANANA in your back. (HP:350/519 MA:404/425 MV:360/568 Standing)> use wand splat No way, you are fighting! (HP:350/519 MA:404/425 MV:361/568 Standing)> You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. (HP:350/519 MA:404/425 MV:361/568 Standing)> use wand splat use wand splat You point a magic wand at Splat. You gather electrical energy from the sky and hurl a bolt at Splat. A pair of worn riding gloves is damaged! Splat topples, electrocuted. You receive 19550 experience. [Info]: Splat's deathcry is heard 'round the world, thanks to Nothing. You hear Splat's death cry. (HP:350/519 MA:404/425 MV:362/568 Standing)> You point a magic wand at the corpse of Splat. You try to make the heavens strike at it but the sky doesn't want to bother.