AirLiner Jokes
Blonde goes to NYC
A blonde buys a plane ticket to New York. But It's a coach
Ticket. When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.
The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach
ticket and your sitting in 1st class."
"I can do whatever I want, I'm a blonde." The steward responded,
"Well I'll get the pilot."
The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The
steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?"
The pilot simply says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to New York,
just coach was!!!"
Adjacent Seats
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.
One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go
faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes
off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about nuclear power?"
The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting
conversation. But let me ask you a question first:
"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer
excretes pellets, the cow, big patties, and the horse, clumps of dried
grass. Why is that?"
The first guy says, "I don't know."
The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're
qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?"
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