Astounded by your talent, Brazilian soccer superstar Ronaldo cites you as his personal hero and announces his decision to give you one of his many awards. "At last, this trophy has found a deserving home," he is quoted as saying.

Next, Bill Gates announces that his worldwide search for a new CIO of Microsoft's east coast operations is over, and flies to Washington to personally beg you to accept the job. You finally accept, and Bill issues you a signing bonus out of his personal checking account.

Celine Dion, in town on a worldwide concert tour, hears tell of your many talents and decides to send you a pair of front row tickets to her concert that afternoon. When she sees you in the audience, she pulls you up on stage to sing a one-on-one rendition of "My Heart Will Go On."

Also attending the concert is Cindy Crawford. Beguiled by your dashing good looks when she sees you on stage, she insists on taking you out to dinner that night. She hands you two first class plane tickets to Paris, saying they're yours to do with as you please, as a birthday present, but that she'd love to accompany you herself.

You turn her down. You do take the tickets, though, and you spend the next two weeks in Paris with the woman of your dreams.

THE END

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!
MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.

Love, Rachel