FLASHBACK
Brought to you by General
BUD
Welcome home all you tierd vetrans. In my new corner I'll
be telling parts of my diary from all of the past wars. As an intro I've
chosen today a part from the vietnham war which tells a little about myself.
General B.U.D - diary
Hello diary,
I never thought I’ll be writing a diary but things tend
to change.
Today my soldiers and I conquered Ma-Tschung. It was
a hard fight and I had to call for help of the Air-Force. You should have
seen it, all those little Vietcong scum died burning and screamong. However
the bombs they used to kill them seemed somewhat unfamiliar to me. It landed
on their village with a big blast of red fire.
After I returned to Home Base I asked Captain H: "what
in the hell was that ?" Its a new type of bomb. We call it NAPALM"
he said. I have a hunch I’m going to like this fine bomb.
( two month later ) Today I had one of the most shitty
days in my life. A young, beautiful, 16 year-old Vietnamese virgin came
to my tent. Let’s just say she wasn’t a virgin after a few minutes.
After I did my duty she went out of the tent and said
in English in a stupid accent to the group I was commanding at the time:
"Your commander has a big ugly dick".
My Lieutenant started laughing ( he stopped laughing
after he had to clean the base toilet ). The nickname she said stuck to
me and now even General G. calls me by my new nickname (they all call me
"BUD").
Still, I didn’t like the nickname at first. So unfortunately
as a revenge I blew up her village with a couple of hot Napalm bombs.
May her corrupt little body Rest In Peace.
( a week later ) My soldiers betrayed me. Those damn
left wing, bleeding heart liberals, pinko bastereds. They told the MP everything.
The MP sent me a letter, which in turn got me court Marshaled
for blowing up an innocent village.
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