People might ask us why are we fighting Palavania, or what is Palavania anyway? On this page you will find a brief historical review of the foundation of Palavania seen through the eyes of PLAP. Also you will find explanations to our ideology. By the way this is also a pretty serious page so if you are visiting the site for its funny weekly updated sections GO AWAY!

When Palavania was first founded by one Yair Wittman it has claimed to be a peaceful democracy. Its purpose was to be a not very exclusive "club" of which young people may experience the thrills of creating and running a country (of course its second purpose was to ease the boredom of the said Yair Wittman but that’s another story).

At first it seemed like a novel and good idea. Yair of course was and still is the president of Palavania. It was picking up quite a crowd and even your faithful PLAP leader was on his way to be a Palavanian citizen. But then your leader was thrown out of the country for no apparent reason. The decision was carried out by Wittman alone and for the first time the true nature of Palavania was unmasked. Throwing out individual subjects, a very democratic notion don’t you think?

After being devastated by his expulsion from the state (sarcastic tone) your leader went on with his life.

The truth is I didn’t really care much about the fascist way Palavania was being run. But then I heard a rumor about Palavania’s military. Palavania was raising an army.

Who knew what would happen if that kind of power would be in the hands of a fascist dictator like Wittman who probably has territorial expansion goals. I was forced to make a stand. The entire world was at risk by the actions of Palavania.

In response I created the organization known as "People laughing at Palavania" or PLAP for short. That’s right Yair we laugh at you and your state! Unlike Palavania PLAP is not a state, we are a terrorist organization.

Palavania defines itself as a peacful nation, unlike it we won't lie to you. We are not a peacful organization. Infact we inted to atchieve our purpose in a non-peacful way. This violent attidude is necessary when dealing with shamless dictators like Wittman.

At first our purpose was to get rid of Wittman as the president of Palavania but now we know the entire Palavania system is rotten to the core. That is why our purpose is the complete annihilation of Palavania.

That’s about it. Be sure to visit the other pages on our site. If you’re sick of hearing about this war don’t worry. Not all our pages necessarily deal with the stupid PLAP - Palavania dispute.

This is the supreme PLAP leader signing of.

Bye bye and long live the revolution!!!!!!!

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