Why Are People So Stupid?

August 12, 1998

 

There's a country song by a so-called "redneck" comedian entitled "Here's Your Sign." Have you ever heard it? If not I'll briefly explain the meaning behind it. The comedian envisions a world in which really stupid people wear signs around their necks declaring their lack of intellect. I began thinking of that song in response to a comment I heard recently from the producer of a television show. The comment centered on the Monica Lewinsky scandal. It was one of those statements that slapped me in the face. It made me want to say, "here's your sign."

 

The comment centered on whether this producer was concerned that President Clinton lied under oath about having an affair with the young intern, Miss Lewinsky. The producer (who was obviously a Democrat) remarked that -- and I'm paraphrasing -- he didn't care if the President lied. It was a question that shouldn't have been asked in the first place.

 

Well, Mr. Producer...I'll tell you why the question SHOULD have been asked. Willy and his out of control Wonka was involved in a lawsuit that accused him of sexually harassing a young woman by the name of Paula Jones. The question of whether Mr. Clinton had other extra-marital affairs was critical to the case. The President's alleged perjury, coupled with Miss "Lewd"-insky's false testimony was a factor behind the case being thrown out. Consequentially, the perjury has hampered the efforts of Mrs. Jones to seek justice.

 

Would Mr. Producer say the same thing if the case involved some corporate executive accused of sexually harassing a female employee? Would he insist that Mr. CEO be spared the embarassment of admitting his infidelity? HELL NO! "But this is the President of the United States of America. He's been doing such a good job with the economy, I'll just forget he also has the constitutional duty of enforcing laws, INCLUDING THOSE REGARDING PERJURY."

 

How many laws does the President have to break (remember all those illegal campaign contributions?) before we wake up and realize what Bill Clinton really is!!

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