The Quiz that will help you enter the mind of America's favorite fiend
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1.Who enjoys having sex with different women the most?
    A)Dick Morris
    B)Bill Clinton
    C)Hillary Clinton
    D)All of the Above

2.What is the future of tobacco before Clinton finishes his term?
    A)A total ban on tobacco
    B)A total ban,but legalized after sex with his interns.
    C)A reason to propose a socialist health care plan, but not include tobacco
    D)Nothing, but he gets to read your FBI files for other criminal activity

3.What will be the result of Clinton's plan for hooking up Uganda to the net?
    A)They will become super intelligent beings and colonize America
    B)Ugandan children will eat the computers
    C)The children will go to this site and recognize that Clinton is a moron
    D)They will hook them up, but realize that they don't have electricity.

4.What are Clinton's best pickup lines?
    A)You look better than any of my daughter's friends.
    B)You know Paula Jones said I have an odd mark, wanna see?
    C)Want a promotion?
    D)Want a job?

5.Why did Clinton send troops to Bosnia?
    A)Because he is an unstoppable warmonger
    B)He was stoned but didn't inhale
    C)Hillary told him that Mrs. Roosevelt told her to invade
    D)Less competition for girls in the United States

6.What is the percentage of women who fantasize about Clinton?
    A)2%
    B)10%
    C)15%
    D)0%- but Barney Frank has been eyeing Bill for some time.

7.Who wrote the mysterious talking points?
    A)The vast right wing conspiracy
    B)Hillary- Getting back at Bill for stealing her girlfriends
    C)Osama bin-Laden
    D)Monica-She read law books under the table when someone walks in on
    her rendezvous with Bill in the Oval Office

8.Why is Bill a feminist?
    A)Bill likes going to some women's rallies and picking up girls
    B)Because Hillary told him he is, or else she was going to beat him
    C)Because he is an ignoramus
    D)Hillary likes going to some women's rallies and picking up girls

9. How does Clinton try to emulate John F. Kennedy
    A)Because they got destroyed by a right wing conspiracy
    B)They are both liberals
    C)Clinton wants to tally a higher number of extramarrital affairs than
    Kennedy had

10.Why is Clinton not going to Stanford with his daughter again?
    A)It is too expensive and he wants to save his money for the brothels
    B)There aren't as many nudist colonies as there are in Southern California
    C)He doesn't want to get drunk and hurt himself again
    D)All of the sororities have restraining orders against him.