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The Top Ten Worst Current Politicans

1.Bill Clinton-The sexually harrassing, pot-smoking,

   draft-dodging, lying, criminal is the most dangerous and
                 destructive politician that exists today.

                 2.Carol Moseley Braun-A world traveler who enjoys all expense

paid vacations to the beautiful nation of Nigeria with their delightful

dictator. She then comes back to spread her stupidity again.

3.Paul Wellstone- This infamous liberal gets my official Minnesoviet

rating. Here is a photo:

4.Ted Kennedy-He recieves the Unabomber rating-Because he

only

drives, votes, and thinks only when he is bombed.

5.Ross Perot- This ancient demagogue believes that we ban the

Legislative branch and vote on the internet with a one hour town

forum. Maybe Uganda can increase the voter turnout.

6.John McCain-The leader of the conservative invertebrates that has

                        betrayed his party and bows to liberal fallacies.

                7.Strom Thurmond-I am not totally sure what specific wrongs he has

                committed, however since he has been alive when the Earth was a

ball of lava, he must have screwed up.

8.Colin Powell-Yeah, you read it here first. He is the official

empty vessel of the Republican party. Affirmative action? No thank

you.

9. Al Gore- The only person pious enough to donate more to pest

control than to charity.While also being kind enough to take from

Buddhist nuns.

10. Pat Buchanan- Though he is a Nazi, he at least admits it. Over

and over again.

Other Dishonorable Mentions

Willie Brown: Still working on those homeless. Perhaps he would be more effective as a pimp than a mayor.

Marion Barry: The stage is set for him to be a member of the Dallas Cowboys

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