Welcome to Canada
THE LAND OF THE BEAVER

Canada is home to the greatest number of beavers. To order your own, real, beaver pelt, call 1-800-GIMME-A-BEAVER-PELT now! Remember, there is no charge to you, if you are calling from the two countries that count.

Canada has one of the greatest histories worldwide. We boast of the greatest variety of totem poles, even more than Michigan.

In Canada you'll find all kinds of people; from the reform-minded Albertans to the hicks from Oakville to the Newfies.

So come visit Canada. The land of the beaver.

Welcome to my page. I had already made one but Netscape shut down on me. And now it's gone. I think I'll sue.
Anyway, this page is really about Italy. Here's Italy's flag, the best flag.

ITALIA

Now that I've done that, I can't think of anything else to put in this page. Except maybe a couple of links. You see, I'm not a freak that spends 100 hours a week on the Internet, so I don't know how to make a page. So there. Freak.
Okay, here are some awesome links to radio stations in Vancouver, Canada. (The best city).

Z 95.3 FM - Vancouver's HIT Music Station LIVE!
CKNW / 98 (Canucks Hockey LIVE!)
CBC Radio LIVE!

I'm sick and tired of this, so I'll give you another link. To my school. Yee haw.

West Vancouver School District #45

I'm really sick and tired of this, so go visit Elli's Homepage. But why would you want to do that?

Click here to sue me. I won't read your mail anyway.

I hate Barney. Barney hates me. I hope he dies.

retards have visited this page since 06/15/97

Sure, send me hate mail.

ITALIANS SHALL RULE THE PLANET