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Evening. I'm Dan. How are you?
So that you are able to quickly label, categorise and judge me according
to your existing prejudices, it will be helpful to know that I:
- am male (aggressive,
sex-obsessed, like fast cars, lager, football, large breasts, expensive
gadgets)
- am introverted
(uncomfortable with my masculine side, don't like cars, lager or football,
probably gay)
- am heterosexual
(not in touch with my feminine side, very uncool)
- am white (have
an inbuilt superiority complex)
- am English (as
above, disgusted by sex, hate Europeans, love Americans)
- am a socialist
(hate Americans, love Europeans, idealistic, principled)
- am a Labour
Party member (utter lack of any principles or ideals, a Blair
sycophant)
- am a student (doss
around on taxpayers' money doing nothing of use)
- am a Cambridge
University student(member of the intellectual elite, hard
working, upper/upper-middle class)
- am a King's
College student (lower-middle class, want to be working class
really, doss around wasting time and taxpayers' money being a political
activist)
- was originally from
Devon (not very bright,
into tractors, go "oo-aaar a lot")
- wasted my adolescence
in Kent (obsessed with money
and success, love London, am xenophobic, speak in 'received pronounciation')
- like Radiohead, R.E.M.
and The Smiths (self-pitying, introspective, miserable, can't
pull)
- like baggy, hip-hop,
drum & bass (quite cool, outgoing, respected, happy with life)
- am a Christian
(intolerant, judgmental, dull)
- have a fairly liberal
faith (not a 'real' Christian at all, wooly thinking, few real
beliefs)
Make of all this what you will.
You may also be thrilled to discover that I:
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