H7: How would The Lunachicks be different if you were from one of those states that  doesn't exist like Nebraska?
S: We wouldn't be able to kick everyone's ass.
G: We wouldn't be as cool 'cause we'd have to be like, "Hi, we're The Lunachicks and we're from… Nebraska."
C: We'd have songs about corn a lot. Well, do we have songs about corn, though? No. We need songs about corn.
T: Uh, we have songs about a corn.
H7: Do you guys have cars, and if not, what's your dream car?
SQ: I have a car, it is my dream car. It's a 1964 Chevy II Nova, blue, four-door, thank you.
T: I know what I would have, I can't even drive but if I had a car I could drive I would have an El Camino with huge monster truck tires and it would be the f*ckin' bad-ass car of the universe.
C: I have a 1970 pick up truck, but um, I really want a muscle car. That's the next one.
G: I have a Big Wheel--hah!
S: '63 white Ford Falcon, red trim, red interior. I've seen it already.
H7: I have a '65 white Ford Falcon but it has black trim. No radio, no tape player.
S: You do?!
C: That'll work.
G: Wow!
S: Take me for a ride!
SQ: Mine has the original radio in it and it's like Christine and it plays only old music. It's cool.
H7: How do you guys like playing on this tour?
T & S in unison: Love it!!!
G: These guys [Rancid] are really, really cool. The audience has been a lot of fun.
H7: I noticed that the attitude of the crowd was a whole lot different than from the shows you headline. I didn't feel very safe.
T: [with a quizzical expression] Really?
H7: It's kinda embarrassing but this guy kept grabbing my boob so I told him to stop and he didn't so I had to grab his balls and…
C: Sh*t!
T: You know what? If people do that to you, first of all you should fight back but second of all, go get a f*ckin' bouncer and point out who did it.
C: Or let us know.
T: Because those people shouldn't be here.
S: People get thrown out all the time for doing sh*t like that. All the time.
G: 'Cause that's f*cked up you know, we're not into it and it pisses us off when it happens but a lot of times we don't know that it's happening.
C: We like to find out about that sh*t.
T: The other night, actually, this girl I was talking to after the show told me that a bouncer grabbed her ass when she came in. So I went and told somebody who told the management and they knew exactly who it was and he got f*ckin' sh*t for it, and we're all about that.