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As you can see, on his trip to Europe, our president was a little under the weather! But as you can also see, it wasn't the ice cream that did him in. To the left, Defense Secratary, William Cohen, eats an ice cream cone and is unharmed. To the right, we see that The Big Cheese has eaten a large Swiss Cheese Block, plus Tony Blair's right arm, and washed them down with a margarita (or 6).
Watch out hungry SPAM eaters. Yeltsin is eyeing up a whole shelf of the meat substitute/biproduct/whatever!!! All around the world, people are eating more SPAM. "If this trend persists," says someone of no relevance, "we'll all look like Yeltsin in 3 months!!!" (Keep in mind, that quote was taken years ago, during the Great Waffle Shortage of '94 in my neighborhood.)
On that note, UNSCOM Cheif Weapons Inspector, Richard Butler, said that we should "...go away before he called the MP." To that my friend Gary and I ran screaming into the alley and told a bribable MP about the incident. The next morning, somehow Butler's room was pumped full of Anthrax. (Luckily he was unharmed, wink wink.)
