PREPARE TO BE AMAZED BY MY GENIOUS!!


Alrity everyone, lets get down to business. I was sitting in Mrs. Rozitski's Geometry class on Feb. 22, 2000 (it was a Tuesday) talking to my friend Jess

(his website is Thought of The Day reached by cliking his name).

I was telling him about how someone just sprayed me with water in the hall. I mean, what the heck was that!?!? You don't just walk around spraying people in the halls of our fair Crestwood (Anyone from that school will know the joke in that sentence).
Anyways, I was telling him that, and then it just came to me. The ultimate goal of mankind is Transcendence, or to be independent of and beyond the Universe and our own physical and mental limitations, right? If we agree on that, then numerically speaking, Transcendence could equal infinity. And if you agree with that, then you would have to agree that the root of all knowledge, the point when we knew nothing, the time of Adam and Eve, would have to equal 1 numerically speaking.
Once we know this, we take the simple rule that: "Ignorance is bliss, but only in it's complete form. And knowing everything is bliss, but only in it's complete form. Since neither of these is attainable, true bliss is only reached by Eternal Enlightenment, which is a fine line between the two extremes." And from that we learn that Bliss is between the numbers infinity and 1.


The only number fitting this description is 0!!!


So, there it is, the meaning of life is 0. That doesn't mean that life is nothing. We just have to figure out what 0 means. So basically, you read this to find out that I don't know the meaning of life yet. Click here to go back to Fun Fun Silly Willy, or here to get to the House of Humor.