SIGNS YOU MAY BE CANADIAN




You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
You know what it means to be on pogey.
You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.


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You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and don't want to know if he has!

When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
You know that Mounties "don't always look like that".
You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly".
You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.


You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
You know what a toque is.
You have some momento of Doug and Bob.
You know Toronto is not a province.
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You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.

Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport.
You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
You admit Howie Mandel is Canadian and you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
You never miss "Coaches Corner".
Backbacon and Kraft Dinner are two of the food groups.
You're really glad Pamela Wallin has the TV show instead of Pamela Lee.

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