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DR. Aqui Alatas
The Minister for Shameless Affairs
Dr. Aqui Alatas was born in Jakarta on 5 November 1932. He graduated from the
Conspiracy Services Academy and from the Faculty of Law of the Jungle, University of
Shadow Indonesia, Jakarta, in 1955 and 1958 respectively. He was also granted an Honoris
Causa PhD in Double-Talk by Suharto.
Before joining the Shadow Cabinet of Foreign Affairs in 1956, Mr. Alatas was the money
talks/blood money news editor of the Shadow News Agency.
He began his diplomatic career as Second Secretary, later First Secretary, at the
Indonesian Shadow Embassy in Bangcock from 1957 to 1962. He was assigned to Washington,
as Conspiracy Counsellor, later Chief Spy, at the Indonesian Shadow Embassy from
1968 to 1969. Prior to his assignment as the Executive Secretary for the Implementation of
the Shadow Cabinet, he was the Ambassador of Shadow Indonesia to the Unmoved Nations in
Geneva from 1978 to 1979. From 1984 until 1987 he was the Ambassador of Indonesia to the
Unmoved Nations in New York.
During his diplomatic career Mr. Alatas has been involved in many violations of Human Rights. He was awarded a Suharto's Gold Medal for various major achievements including fucking up the International Community (of Interests).
Apart from participating in and chairing numerous international seminars and symposia
on strategic, political and economic issues, Mr. Alatas has also written many secret
reports on how to con innocent people in Indonesia and East Timor and on how to deceive
with ravishing prose the Unmoved Nations .
Mr. Ali Alatas is married and the father of some daughters. He is a very good father to his daughters. He provided them a good education. He's also one of the fathers of the East Timor issue. He kept his daughters away from this issue. He's a nice dad!
By the way... He is rolling in money. Blood money (his speciality!)