I few weeks back Carl Parsons and I were discussing the future of the web
page. Then Carl had a brilliant idea! He said: "Jay you know
what you should do? You should bring a tape recorder to a New Years
Party and record peoples reaction to the upcoming millennium. You
should get pre and post Y2K interviews. Then you could make a page
about it. What do you think?" I told Carl that it was a great
idea. So that's what I did. I took a tape recorder over to
Matt Blind's and recorded people's reactions to Y2K. So this is what
all of you said:
Rob Rowe: "Y2K can suck my right nut. Nothing is going to happen."
Sean Watters: "I've got the yukon parked out front. My backpack is fully loaded. I've got my stove, sleeping bag, water purifier, and my cross bow. I'm ready for Y2K. Bring the sh*t on! Because I am a survivor!" (listen to this)
Andy Shell: "As far as computers go, I don't think there will be much fuss. As far as terrorists go, I'm about 50/50. As for terrorism there might be some big stuff going down. There might not be, I really don't know as far as that goes."
Gabe Cotrufo: "I think Y2K will blow over. I don't think us as americans will have any problems because we are the most prepared."
Bart Becker: "No comment."
Justin Smith: "Sh*ts going to explode! The Blind household can get away from it."
Carl Parsons: "I can get to Akron in 15 minutes if anything is going to happen. Akron puts up with more sh*t so it should be stronger than Wadsworth. We'll see if anything is going to happen."
Brian Rooks: "Dung Wow will rise at midnight. I don't believe that the power will go out."
John Porchowsky: "Y2K is a son of a bitch. The Asspipe went through Y2K and was fine. One time I was in Y2K and fu**ed it in the ass." (listen to this)
Tim Wilkinson: "It's just a big hype, that's all it is."
Zack Scuderi: "It's a bull sh*t thing because it is a hype. I don't think anything is going to happen. One of two things are going to happen but it is not going to be anything it was made up to be. Not to many things can effect the blind household. The ass pipe could effect Blinds but I don't see him right now." (listen to this)
Aaron Ziraks: "I don't think anything is going to happen with the exception of the Ass Pipe coming to Wadsworth. Unless the Ass Pipe comes to Wadsworth nothing is going to happen. The Ass Pipe would have an effect on the Blind household because all the girls will be fu**ed and there will be no beer.......later..... Canada has never had any power or water as far as I'm concerned. So I don't think Canada has been effected that much."
Angela Formez: "My computer is Y2K compatible."
Bart Becker: "Still no comment."
Matt Blind: (this is what I think he said) "Give me the sh*t??? Y2K is going to fu*k everything up. Were going to be sitting here Me, Bart, Rooks, Emily."
Amy Richards: "We're all going to die."
Brian Moore: "I don't ever want to here the word Y2K ever again."
Will Orr: "The world is going to blow up. Blind household will not be affected by Y2K. "
Jenny Meagar: "Dude F*ck it dude. If
we all die at lest we all go down together. I love you guys. I'm
with my family and my friends. You know what I mean. F*ck Y2K."
(listen
to this)
Ann Meagar: "I don't really care about Y2K. I'm Y2K ok. Will not affect Blind household. As long as I don't get terrorized I will be ok. My car doesn't have computer chips in it so it won't break down." (listen to this)
Jay Hunt: "I am fully ready, I got alot of fuel, water purifier, I'm ready. Won't affect blind house hold. Won't affect the Hunt household either."
Jesse Foreman: "I don't think Y2K will affect the Foreman household. Nothing is going to happen."
Katie Morlan: "Morlans are not Y2K complaint."
Brian Rooks: "The Rooks household is ready to go. Dung Wow has the best. Dung Wow will rise." (go to www.dungwow.homepage.com to here the rest of what he said)
Ellie Leedom: "My household is Y2K compliant. Nothing is going to happen. Everything is all right."
John Porchowsky: "Nikki Few is the hottest girl I have ever seen in my life. She's hot. Nikki is the hottest girl in the world.... Camp Porchowsky. is Y2K compliant. It has water, food, and a shot gun."
Mike Hackenberg: "Nothing will happen."
Nikki Few: "I don't care about Y2K. F*ck Y2K. I like John Porchowsky. He's my boyfriend. I got pushed down the stairs by Matt Blind and John didn't care. I love John Porchowsky."
Amy Kengan: "Happy New Year. My house is Y2K compliant. The Blind household looks ok."
Stacey Roach: "We don't believe in Y2K. Nothing is going to happen. If I was the only one prepared and lived. I would be the only one left." (listen to this)
Jenny Meager: "Our house is not Y2K compliant. We don't give a f*ck if our house is. If something happens hay. We believe in god. The end of the world is ok. Believe in god. Doesn't matter everyone is together. Happy New Year." (listen to this)......(more)
Carl Parsons: " We just go to Taco Bell we don't need anything else. Pine Valley is not Y2K compliant because it is outside."
Courtney Blind: "I have the necessary
programs and a full tank of gas. We have all the supplies.
Rock Star is supplying us with many things for the new year. Rock
Star is going to happen at Y2K. I love to talk and Jay Hunt rules."
(listen
to this)
Brian Rooks: "From what I have observed the Blind household is Y2K compliant. We have plenty of beer, food. We'll find some beer."
John Porchowsky: "Blind household is Y2K compliant and I'm still drinking beer. As expected Y2K was a crock of bull sh*t."
Brian Moore: "Y2K is sh*t. I'm still alive. The blind household is definitely in shambles. Y2K has sent it on a down ward spiral. I don't know if it can recover. (listen to this)
Sam Toma: "It went as expected."
Stacey Roach. "Y2K went as expected."
Justin Smith: "At the blind household the Y2K has not effected much. More fat women keep walking in the door. I can't speak for outside though."
Sara Smith: "Y2K kind of sucked because nothing got blown up. Everything is good."
Jenny Meager: "I thought there would at least be a power outage. But nothing?" (listen to this)
Katie Morlan: "Y2K did not go as expected. I thought we were going to get bombed or something."
Ann Meager: "We're Y2K OK."
Mike Hackenberg: "I told you nothing would happen."
Will Orr: "Nothing has been effected."
Carl Parsons: "Everything is fine."
Sara Smith: "Lose 5 pounds...... NO Beer is not a diet food"
Jenny Meager: "I love my life. Keep my life full of love for everyone here."
Katie Morlan: "I will smoke crack everyday."
Ann Meager: "Smoke crack every day with Katie Morlan."
Matt Blind: "Quit Drinking."