last update: (5-20-00)

ROCK STAR!

    "Jay we are in no shape to be talking right now."

    "Where the hell did that fence come from?"

    "I hate James Forsythe!"

    "I think I just had 13 shots of so-co.  I really can't remember."

    "Jay walk me back to my cabin.  I think the Blair Witch is going to get me."

    "Peter Gutto is worthless!"

    "No I can't go,  I have to work."

    "I'm with you, Akron U sucks!"

    "I'm a bad ass kayaker."

    "How did Forsythe become such an idiot?"

    "I once knew this kid who got drunk and was running on an island and ran into a big ass fence."

    "After Y2K Dung Wow will rule."

    "Members of Dung Wow aren't allowed to vote."

    "Holvey your cousin Greg called."

Carl Parsons

    "No I haven't signed up for classes yet."

    "Sure I'll go to Hooters.  They have very good wings."

    "I can't believe that waiter at Crites yelled at us."

    "Camp Porchowsky and the Beast go hand and hand."

    "I can also say that I have experienced a few of the 52 common indicators of UFOs."

    "I still haven't signed up for classes yet."

    "Don't concentrate on how many you have, concentrate on how you feel." (referring to shots of vodka)

    "I finally signed up for classes.  I did regret doing it late because there was no space left in Yoga."

    "If I thought I couldn't drive I wouldn't have cracked open another."

    "Sure I will go to the Rainbow with you."

Sean Watters!

    "Jay Hunto the bike rideo."

    "Let me get this straight.  You skipped the first day of work in order to go kayaking."

    "DOW-AHA this is the ASS PIPE."  (click here to listen to this)

    "You know why they call me Seany 48?"

    "Hooters has very good wings."

    "No for real,  I am the Grand  Monopoly World Champion."

    "Let's climb that unclimbed mountain and name it The Asspipe's Knob."

New Kid (Tim Savage)

    "Your on a need to know basis and you sure as f*ck don't need to know!"

    "After fu**ing school I am taking my fu**ing bike muddin'!"

    "I can't fu**ing wait until I am out of fu**ing school so I can work at the factory."

    "I'm fu**ing graduating from this sh*t hole this year."

    "I fu**ing got kicked out of this sh*t hole for punching out that fu**ing window."

Mike Gibson

    "Did you know I'm the World Grand Champion Karate Champion of the World."

    "I can jump strait up and touch this 25 foot ceiling."

Bart Becker

    "That Fu**ing wolf" (listen to this)

    "Hell I could kick the tigers ass!"

    "You guys ain't shit"

    "Hell I'm small in stature.  I can kick your ass any day of the week!"

    "Fu*k you Moore!" (listen to this)

    "Fu*k the Ass Pipe,  He's a cock sucking fagot!" (listen to this)

    "I'm not scared of no Asspipe"

Ken Delnoce

    "Guess what?  I saw the new kid riding his bike on the freeway."

Angela Formaz

    "John Porchowsky is an ass, and I hate him because he dates my best friend and dicks her over. (listen to this)

Aaron Ziraks
    "Graduation from high school is a big deal.  It isn't the fact that it was hard...It is a turning point in your life.  Where do you go from here?"

John Porchowsky

    "The air force sucks!" (listen to this)

    "The beast is a central part of Camp Porchowsky.  Without the beast there would be no Camp Porchowsky." (listen to this)

    "The teepee was good sh*t.  Me, Sean Watters and Andrew Davis put it up." (listen to this)

Andy Shell

    "The peace pipe will save the world.  It will make peace between all nations of the world.  (listen to this)

Mat Johnson

    "Peace don't perve"

    "The dung wow will rise together and the people of the world will become one, and live in perfect unity, and the establishment will crumble forever."

JHUNT Quotes

    "I got raped by the IRS again."

    "I lost in the game of life."

    "Going to Akron U is as big a disaster as letting Bill Nead lead a prep trip!"