Aspenization is an ingenious new strategy to make liberal poor-whiner feminazis actually do some work. By raising land values, we can actually force them out of their homes! And it's all legal!

From Newsweek:

"Aspen was a splendid place, too, before it was discovered by the rich and famous...Now it's a case study in overdevelopment. Its lavish second homes sit empty for most of the year while three quarters of the work force, who can't afford to live there, commute from 40 miles down-valley -- a two-hour trek at rush hour." Of course, that meas more gas and car sales, helping the economy.

For example, the commie-worker who once worked on the pineapple plantations in Hawaii, and lived near them, find they have been displaced by condos and golf courses for the wealthy (us).

A news release by the Associated Press: "...a parade of land speculators and developers [that's us!] over the past two decades has pushed the cost of land out of reach for many, especially for the native people." Read the last bit again! Finally, the guys who made us pay so much for land are getting a taste of their own medicine!

What we need to do is very simple: buy all the land there is, then make others rent it. Or, just put a fence around it. I've put a fence around a creek that a bunch of useless poor kids used to swim in - their days of something for nothing are over! Of course, in the end this helps them.