When arguing that big government is bad, don't mention the military. Likewise, when you're praising the pentagon, don't mention government bureaucracy. I know this is an obvious mistake, but people often make it.

When arguing with enviro-wackos, either say that environmentalism is a fraud or that capitalism is environmentally friendly - don't try to say both at once! I learned this the hard way - after debunking acid rain I accidentally started talking about the pollution in USSR.

When you're talking about how we need law and order, tougness on crime, and eye-for-eye punishment, don't be sucked into the liberal "corporate white-collar crime" trap. Likewise, when you're defending business from ruthless commies who want a pound of flesh, say God likes forgiveness, but don't mention street crime.

Be careful not to compare Clinton with FDR. Clinton is a liar and a draft-dodger, but Roosevelt was a warmonger, secretly sending weapons to the Russians before we were even at war. Keep these arguments separated.

Don't talk about how faithful you are while warning people about Islamic fanatasism. Every other time though, make sure the liberals know you're more Christian than they are. But when you're talking about what a militant religion Islam is, don't praise the pentagon.

And when talking about high taxes, don't mention the pentagon either. Talk about welfare and social security. But when it's time to praise the government, talk about the petagon and CIA, but don't mention welfare.

While explaining welfare, either explain that it traps people in poverty or that charity can do just as well. Don't say both!

And when talking about how women should stay at home and watch their children's values, don't mention workfare. When explaining why lazy welfare queens need workfare, don't mention children or values.

Also, when talking about welfare, don't mention that sometimes corporations need government help. When liberals talk about "corporate welfare" just say there's no such thing. When advocating government help, don't mention social security etc.

Talk about the liberal-marxist media, but be careful. Often we need to use quotes from newspapers. Make sure people know that the media is a swamp of leftism, but don't overdo it.

Same thing with Science - it's a liberal-atheist horde of satanists, but now and then scientists, or people who look like scientists, say something useful.

And the bible - when you quote it, insist you're speaking the word of God. When liberals quote it, tell them it's just God being poetic, that the bible shouldn't be taken literally, that it's a mistranslation, or that the bible contradicts itself. but don't follow this up with a quote of your own, because then they'll just say the same thing. When you quote the bible, and a liberal quotes in response, say that they made up the quote, (nobody bothers to check) or used one of the satanic verses.