And it never stops. Day in, day out. It's a living hell - and I don't get paid enough - and what I do get is taxed for some welfare queen.

Liberals ask me why I don't just retire. They're insane. If I retire, I'll become one of them. I'll be an inferior working-class moron liberal scumbag.

2. When you're at the top, there's nowhere to go but down. But when you're at the bottom, there's nowhere to go but up. Now you see why welfare bums have it so easy.

3. There are too many workers and not enough executive people like me. Workers are common, executives are rare. Workers are too common, and therefore less valuable to society. People who can manage and create jobs for others are much more rare, and more valuable - especially to the workers themselves. Therefore, executives and professionals deserve the kinds of money we make.

4. You can afford to pay superiors like me because there's so few of us. Could you imagine if every idiot in the world had a mansion and a ten-thousand horsepower yaught? The power would corrupt them. They're already corrupt by having the power to raise children.

Also, notice which countries pay their execs less: Japan pays them only a sixth as much, German only a quarter. Notice that both of these countries were Nazis - proof that Nazis are liberals.

5.Executives need incentives. How can you expect a high level executive to give his best effort, or act in the best interests of the organization, if you don't pay me a salery that liberals find outrageous?

Liberals say that if rich people need even more money as an incentive, then we must be a corrupt society. Of course we are - GET OVER IT! The reason liberals want us to be paid less is so that they can be paid more - so that they can work less. No wonder they have such a lax work ethic - they don't even want to compete with Mexicans.

6.Whoever said life was fair. Life has never been fair, and there's no way to make it fair. All attempts to try only make conditions worse. You have to play the hand you're given, and when some people make incredible amounts of money, it is inspirational to everyone else. It's perfectly moral to be greedy, and to not care about others. GET OVER IT!