Let me explain - I was in Guatemala, where workers are watched by guards with sawed-off shotguns to improve productivity and give incentive. Gun-phobic liberals would cry and wheeze if they saw it - but let me tell you, those workers were very productive. This just proves that liberals are anti-productivity and want to take us back to the dark ages.

And if you want to know about dark ages - a bunch of "international inspection team" chicks came around. They wanted to check on "human rights and environmental blah blah blah". Of course, human rights to them is whatever the communist UN says that human rights are. Never mind the human right for executives to have productive workers.