Investing

I know why liberals hate rich people so much. Liberals are poor because they invested all their money in stupid things. Here's some insider advice on what to invest in so that you don't end up a liberal:

Prisons - obvious growth area, despite cases like OJ Simpson.

Luxuries - in 1940 CEO's made 12 times as much money as workers - now they have 180 times as much - hopefully this trend will continue.

Pornography - The libertarian movement is growing, and they will cure the porn industry of its puritan and anti-business laws, such as robbing children of the right to be porn actors, which will cause a large boom in the industry.

Guns - Republicans can improve sales, libertarians will cause a true boom market.

But isn't investing "not work"?

People who say this are liberals, and liberals are poor, and poor people have never invested, so how would they know? Hypocrites.

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