Liberal bias in the bible too?
As we to spread the gospel of the free marketplace, we face competion from another gospel - the communist bible. Like a henious minefield, it looks safe, but take a few steps and wham! Liberalism all over the place. Here's one example:

"There is none holy like the LORD

there is none besides thee...

Talk no more so very proudly,

let not arrogance come from your mouth...

The bows of the mighty are broken,

but the feeble gird on strength.

Those who were full have hired themselves our for bread,

but those who were hungry have ceased to hunger...(1 Sam 2:2-8)

This is pure Marxism - mob rule of the lazy and stupid, running over the rights earned by capitalists. It gets worse:

"My breatheren, show no partiality as you hold the faith of our lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of Glory. For if a man with gold rings and in fine clothing comes into your assembly, and a poor man in shabby clothing also comes in, and you pay attention to the one who wears the fine clothing and say "have a seat here, please" while you say to the poor man, "stand here" or "sit at my feet" have you not made distinctions among yourselves, and become judges with evil thoughts? Listen, my beloved breatheren. Has not God chosen those who are poor in the world to be rich in faith and heirs of the kingdom which he has promised to those who love him? But you have dishonored the poor man. Is it not the rich who oppress you, is it not them who drag you to court? Is it not they who blaspheme the honorable name which has invoked over you?" (Jas. 2:1-7)

This is an argument for communism. This is solid proof that the bible is communist.

What can be done? First of all, we don't need to worry too much- remember, hardly anyone reads the bible. Perhaps a new translation is in order, one that uses really old english that is hard to read. After all, if the King James version is tainted by gayness, the natural thing to do is replace it with something older!

Or, we could use my strategy, which is to avoid Christianity like the plague. Most libertarians do this.

But the question is, should we tolerate the christians? I think Pat Robertson, one of the few non-commie christians, can sum it up:

"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I can love the people who hold false opinions but I don't have to be nice to them."--Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, January 14, 1991


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