Land prices

Take my advice: buy land. They're not building any more of it, so how can the price go down?

Buying land is a good way to make greedy lazy liberals, communists and minorities actually work for their dollar. Imagine how much harder the poor will work if they can't afford living space!

In 1980, 52% of Americans aged 25 to 34 owned their homes. In1988, the rate was only 45%. Notice also that the stock exchange numbers just keep going up. And it's been getting better.

In 1990 20% of white renters and 4% of black renters had both the income and savings needed to buy a typical starter home with a 10% down payment. Maybe they should stop breakdancing and start working!

In 1989 3.5 million Americans spent more than half of their income on rent. While they're wondering where their money went, we can blame taxes - and then blame taxes on welfare. (Note: don't mention the military when talking about taxes).

Mobile home sales have increased 60% in one decade. Remember that trailor park populations are mostly conservatives! It just keeps getting better!

If all of us conservatives can get together and buy all of the land and homes in America, we'll be able to make all of the liberal welfare-queens pay us rent - and best of all, we'll get to decide how much rent. Also, if we can force real estate prices up, we can force their taxes up to, giving us more money to spend on the military.

This strategy is called "Aspenization"

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