Public schools are the closest thing to communism - in the classroom, the wealthy have to sit beside the lazy bums, with unemployment in their genes. Conservative Christians have to listening to the prattling of homosexual "love they neighbor" pornography prayers - and even worse. Yet a conservative prayer gets the strap. Indians complain about mascots - white people always have to pay for what their grandparents did. What they really want to do is inherit - like those greedy liberals you always see at every funeral.

Schools also have gun control. One school in Virginia introduced metal detectors, and the theft rate increased by 600%.

When talking about how bad public schools are, add a few spelling and grammar mistakes into your writing as evidence. Ifyou write a perfect essay, people will start to think "if schools are so bad, why is your writing so good?" Ditto with bad science and math for example:

"75 persent of america's children have'nt laerned good grammar, while the other 29% are hardly adequate enough. This is, PROOF i read it in a book" (Don't make it THAT odvious though!)

Overall, school is the most important thing we can privatize. Imagine how much better it would be - for example, a school run by Mcdonalds would have a great cafeteria, and great mascots but of course, liberlas would hate a school without indian mascots, then they'd have nothing to complain about! Whiners!