It's a pity I had to leave so soon, I could have spent all summer reporting on my neighbors. One of them burned something that could have been a flag - it was dirty and ripped up, but I suspect that was just a cover up. You know how flag-burners all say "oh, I was just disposing of it, not protesting!" I think Clinton said that once or twice.

You know, America's really behind in competition with Singapore. I mean, look at us, we've got unions for god's sake! How the hell are we supposed to get workers to work if they can all team up against us? That's democracy, people say. Exactly - that's why we've got to get rid of democracy. We cannot allow a mob of poor people to overpower rich individuals. The rich are the real oppressed minority in America. But not in Singapore.